The Gold Palpy Society

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  1. Jedi_Queen_Mx Jedi Master

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  2. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Here's one of the songs:

    The Crispy One-Duet with Obi-Wan

    Obi-Wan (speaking)
    I saw the best times of my generation,
    Life calls the pivotal moment at the end,
    The Thong-Train Passes By,
    And when I think of him I buckle down and cry.

    Watto (speaking)
    How could I spoil myself?
    It?s because of gambling and wealth
    I catch a ride on the train,
    Finding that man again is my dream

    Watto: (singing.)
    I was the Crispy One,
    Destined to be in good taste,
    But now I feel like waste,
    The lava was a mistake, I couldn?t win?

    Obi/Chorus:
    He was the Crispy One!
    He was supposed to simmer in the sauce,
    Not burn in it!
    You were my Watto, I loved you?

    Watto: (singing)
    I should have ate you,
    Having the Mustafar lava turn me into Charcoal wasn?t cool,
    I burst into flames, and scream,
    Gold Palpy finds my overcooked body and eats me.

    Obi/Chorus:
    He was the Crispy One
    He was supposed to simmer in the sauce
    Not burn in it!
    You were my Watto, I loved you?

    Watto:(singing.)
    Gold Palpy declares, ?Oh God I think he?s crunchy,?
    I?m blackened like Charcoal Ani, I?m overcooked,
    Now the ladies, they never want to look,
    At a Crispy Toydraiyan named Watto?

    Chorus Repeat.
  3. Jedi_Queen_Mx Jedi Master

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    Taste just like chicken. [face_chicken]

    Funky Chicken, that is! [face_laugh]

    [face_dancing] [face_chicken] *..Funk..Funk..Cluck..Cluck..* [face_dancing] [face_chicken]
  4. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    [image=http://www.moodhacker.com/Dart_2DVejder.jpg]

    Vader: Grrr, this thre-er I mean traffic is going so slow.

  5. Whitey Force Ghost

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    Does "Mustafar Sauce" go something like this?

    [Obi singing]
    I want my crispy fried,
    crispy fried, crispy fried
    wings.

    I want my crispy fried,
    crispy fried, crispy fried
    wings.

    I want my crispy fried,
    crispy fried, crispy fried
    wings.

    [Palpy solo]
    Watto's crispy fried wings!

    [Obi]
    Mustafar Sauce!
  6. anakin_luver Jedi Grand Master

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    Just curious...is this thread for the Palpatine fans? I'm not really sure since the name was changed in the beginning.
  7. Shackleton Force Ghost

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    More or less. :p The thing is is that we're a fan of a particular side of Palpatine. Namely....

    [image=http://www.dirtyrubbish.com/jc/palpdrag.jpg]

    this, and:

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/Shackleton23/Palpatease.jpg]

    along with countless other images and fanfics strewn all throughout this thread. If you feel like you can stomach it, feel free to take a glance at what has been done before. [face_sick] :p
  8. Jedi_Queen_Mx Jedi Master

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    8-}

    Feeling like I had two Martinis.

    [face_hypnotized]

    Sees pics

    :eek:

    Reality sets in.

    :mad:

    Realizes one thing: I didn't have enough Martinis!
  9. anakin_luver Jedi Grand Master

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    So...you guys are in love with pornstar Palpatine? ;)
  10. Whitey Force Ghost

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  11. Master_Starwalker Manager Emeritus

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    Now that's the side of Palpatine that I love
  12. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    God, I love Robot Chicken. Its lives up to the name of mindless entertainment.

    Heh heh the Emperor swearing, you know he probably was swearing when he found out what happened to his Death Star. :p
  13. JohnWesleyDowney Force Ghost

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    Those pics of Palpy are, uh, extremely unsettling.

    (averts eyes and runs out of the thread!)
  14. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    And I meant mindless entertainment in a good way.

    Robot Chicken=The Best Show That Makes No Sense.

    *Puts hypnotizer in a random user's face*

    Me:(commanding voice) You will find Palpy to be Sithtractive.

    User:(zombie voice) I will find him to be Sithtractive.

    Me: You will become his apprentice and you will do anything he desires.

    User: I will do anything he desires.

    Me: And when I say anything I mean *anything*

    User: What do you mean by anything?

    Me: Uhhhhh... *Whistles and walks away*

    o_O

    [b]GPS[/b]: Love it, looooove it.

  15. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    [image=http://site.voila.fr/sitedomme/vana/palpy_flopiti.jpg]

    (Gushing voice.) Found a happy picture of Palpy.

    I found it on the following fanart topic: http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/19430071/p4

  16. Shackleton Force Ghost

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    Me: And when I say anything I mean *anything*

    As we know all too well, unfortunately. :p

    That picture's an interesting one. I'm sure Palpy can find many seductive uses for such flowers, considering he has so many "willing" apprentices. ;)
  17. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiseeeeeeeeeeeeee, my thread.

    [face_mischief]

    Deleted ROTS Scene:

    Vader:(waking up.) Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?

    Palps: It seems in your Bikini fetish, you scarred her.

    Vader: I couldn't have! She was sane, I felt it! (Grrr-eeeerrrrr)

    *Vader angrily rips the Bikini off, and tosses it away. Palps catches it*

    Vader: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    In the background Palpy grins. He doesn't grin for the loss of Padme. He grins because he finally owns the Golden Bikini.

  18. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    I had a really strange dream last night.

    I dreamt that I was at a theatre. The main attraction was Charcoal Ani and Gold Palpy. They were dressed in their Gold Bikinis. Palpy and Vader were in a duet and they were singing Madonna's Like a Virgin

    In addition to that Governor Tarkin and a dozen Stormtroopers were gyrating in Golden Bikinis too. Plus General Grievous and Watto were break dancing in their bikinis. In addition to all of the events going on, at the end of the song all the Storm Troopers set off some fireworks.

    Then Dooku comes out and sings Madonna's Into the Groove. Of course like everyone else he's in his Gold Bikini too.

    The dream ends with Grevious, Watto, Ani, Tarkin, Dooku, the Storm Troopers and Palps dancing together in their gold Bikinis to some random Techno song.

    Everyone in the audience is traumatized.

    Looks like the horrors of The Gold Palpy Society have reached my subconscious mind.

    [face_sick] [face_sick][face_hypnotized]
  19. Binder-lover Force Ghost

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    I had a Gold Palpy dream last night too! I dreamt that Palpatine in his Gold Bikini was trying to run me over with a lawn mower. [face_plain]
  20. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Where is everyone? Did my Palpy dream scare them away? :confused:
  21. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Here is a song for all GPSers:

    My Stupid-Really Stupid Random Mace vs. Palps Song
    :

    Mace and Palpy fighting in the room,
    Boo-ba-ba-da-doopity-foof-foof-foom
    Mace, he really wants to show ya
    He even wants to show the green master Yoda
    Jedi, Sith, they can really please
    Just like a steaming hot bowl of Mac N Cheese
    Their lightsabers clash, their lightsabers twirl
    Palpy is craving a vanilla ice cream swirl
    Anakin enters, whiny as ever
    Has he ever stopped complaining? Why, never!
    Mace has Palpy down, Palpy is panting
    The purple saber wielding Jedi is ranting,
    About how 'ol Palps has control of the senate and the courts
    He also rants that Palpy was acting like a bad sport
    Palpy is deformed, which caused some debate
    Which was so long, the debate is nicknamed "great"
    Anakin states he needs old Palpy, and Palpy begs
    Mace raises his saber to make his mark,
    Anakin shouts no and chops of Mace's hand and screaming is Mace's remark,
    Palpy grins and zaps poor Mace,
    As he is electrocuted Mace wishes this wasn't the case.
    But now he knows it is way too late,
    Before he knows it, he's out the window and plummets all the way down,
    Anakin asks what he has done and begins to bawl
    Palpy stands up while Anakin kneels
    Goading Anakin, Palpy deals
    Palpy tells Anakin he has a present for him,
    Anakin's remark at the news is a grin that is feeble and dim,
    Rummaging through his belongings, Palpy pulls out the thing
    A Bikini, metal and colored gold, Anakin's mind begins to ding
    Palpy hisses once more the Sith will wear the Bikini,
    And that they shall have...peace
    Anakin's bad side slowly increases
    Palpy allows Anakin to put on the outfit
    It was kinky, Anakin had to admit,
    His new master names him Darth Vader,
    Admiring his new Bikini, Anakin said, "Thank you, my Master."
  22. Binder-lover Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh]
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was GREAT!!! @_@
  23. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Just for old times sakes, here are some old and classic GPS pictures:

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v397/Tatooine_Fireman/SithDay01.jpg]

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/James84/o_Oo.jpg]

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/James84/Hellloo.jpg]

    and of course:

    [image=http://www.geocities.com/evilshona84/johntease.jpg]

    ^ Johntease! [face_laugh]


  24. Constant_shadow Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] Dude... What the hell is wrong with you?

    I was laughing rather hard and I could not tell anyone why I was laughing. This thread is so disturbing, I check back every other month and it gets worse and worse.

    At least you guys are doing your job.
    I'm going to wash my mind/eyes now.

    Why did I read that? After the Governor Tarkin line- What the hell is wrong with me?
  25. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Dude... What the hell is wrong with you?

    I don't know, but trust me their is worse stuff hidden in this thread. [face_laugh] :_|

    Well it was just a dream, sometimes dreams have their share of golden-disturbances... [face_beatup]

    Personally I believe the early days of the GPS are ten times more disturbing then my dream.

    Why did I read that? After the Governor Tarkin line- What the hell is wrong with me?

    Something bad, something very bad.

    *Rubs hands together evilly* Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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