The Gold Palpy Society

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  1. jedi_john_33 Jedi Grand Master

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    I went to Disneyworld and rode Star Tours. I looked feverishly in the gift shop for something Sidious like and something Leia in the gold bikini like so I could swap things. But, I couldn't. But, I did find a Leia in the gold bikini photo from ROTJ.
  2. Shackleton Force Ghost

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    May 16, 2004
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    Well, I guess a photo of any gold bikini is good enough. Now you can just use your imagination to replace who's in it. :p

    (Star Tours is a fun ride though. I remember being young and going on it numerous times when I went to Disney World.)
  3. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Jul 24, 2005
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    ^ So, what you guys think of the Goldeness of the last page? [face_cowboy]

    Just curious...

    *Laughs Evilly*

    *Drinks some OJ*

    *Laughs Evilly Again*
  4. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Jul 24, 2005
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    What happened to this thread? Well I have a picture show for you all (And no it doesn't involve Tarkin wearing a Bikini.)

    [image=http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/littlerocking/Image/supes10.jpg]
    Yoda, Dr. Luther and Golden Palpy have decided to team up and destroy the world! Luther says he is going to use a giant laser to turn the Earth to dust!

    [image=http://www.isi.edu/isd/yoda/Yoda.JPG]
    Sigh, full of clichés your universe is. Come young Padawan, our training begins today

    [image=http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/littlerocking/Image/supes10.jpg]
    Hey! Don't you dare say my universe is corny, Muppet Man!

    The Training:

    [image=http://35heures.blog.lemonde.fr/photos/uncategorized/yoda.jpg]
    And one-and-two-and-three-and-four! Come on Padawan, keep training you should! Feel the Force you must! Feel the burn you have

    [image=http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/images/Comic%20Book%20guy-thumb.jpg]
    Oooh, this is the Worst-Jedi-Training-Ever!

    Yoda: Hey, what happened to that Red Caped, Superhero? He's supposed to be the Padawan I'm training him, not you!

    [image=http://cbg.nohomers.net/images/cbgcomputer.gif]
    Superman left after you insulted his universe, and my Master turned to the Dark Side because my sarcasm was too much for her, thank you.

    [image=http://www.elguaitador.com/starwars/yoda.JPG]
    I am a Jedi Master CBG, and thus I will train you, just like my old Master Kermit the Frog. We will stop Golden Palpy from destroying the earth with a giant laser! *grumbles* The universe I have landed in, unoriginal it is...

    To be continued...

    So Palps doesn't actually appear (In image form) but he will. This will be a Mini image/story series, not unlike my FIGS "fanfiction" but using fictional characters instead of real ones.

    Toodles!


  5. Jedi_Queen_Mx Jedi Master

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    Jun 27, 2003
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  6. DarthVadersSock Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 25, 2006
    *looks around*

    >_>

    <_<

    MY EYES!

    *runs away screaming*

    Hi :)
  7. jedi_john_33 Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 26, 2003
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    I will watch this Darth Comic Book Guy with great interest. Please, continue.
  8. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Jul 24, 2005
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    All right I can continue now (Very, very busy...*cackles*)

    [image=http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg]
    Dun-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun-dun-dun-da-da-dun-dun-da-dun-da-doo-da-doo

    ^ My own (and bad) text rendition of the Imperial March.

    [image=http://www.r2-d2.org/Star%20signed/james%20earl%20jones.JPG]
    Master! Where are you? This is important!

    [image=http://www.swg1.net/encyclo/images/palpatine.jpg]
    Sigh, that little brat never shuts up. Never shows me an ounce of respect. Palpy, clean my blasters, Palpy help me turn on my Sithsaber, Palpy help me defeat the Rebel Alliance, Palpy don't touch my Death Star III: Extreme Death Star model. Well time to transform into my evil side...

    *Sithformers! The Dark Side in Disguise!*

    [image=http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/d/darth.jpg]
    Palpy! Come here!
    Palpy: ( off-screen) Why don't you come here?
    Vader: What? Oh man! *grumbles*

    [image=http://tk2215.com/attakus/Emperor_palpatine.jpg]
    Welcome middle-aged Vader, I've been expecting you...

    [image=http://www.transom.org/shows/photos/200210.vader1.240.jpg]
    Middle-aged? Palpy-you're a big meanie! A big ugly meanie!

    [image=http://tk2215.com/attakus/Emperor_palpatine.jpg]
    But it is true, you're becoming old Vader. You're aging, going down the road...you're...
    Vader: Shut up you! Now I want to say that Yoda has obtained a new apprentice.

    [image=http://thousandrobots.com/blog/files/palpatine_02.jpg]
    That?s it? *cackles* and you said that it was important! We'll just defeat Yoda and his new apprentice, and eat ice cream!

    They all cheer.

    TBC...Lex Luther will appear soon, I just can't find good pics of him at the moment.

    And the Sithformers, the Dark Side in disguise is a parody of Transformers, Robots in Disguise
  9. Jedi_Queen_Mx Jedi Master

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    Jun 27, 2003
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    I'm sorry.

    I had to repeat myself!

    :p
  10. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Jul 24, 2005
    star 4
    For old times sake:

    Golden Palpy: Lord Shackleton.

    Shackleton: Yes, my master?

    Golden Palpy: Rise n Shackles :p

    In other words...bump!
  11. Shackleton Force Ghost

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    May 16, 2004
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    *groans*

    Not that again. Although I guess I did kinda inadvertantly set myself up for such jokes with such a username selection. :p
  12. jedi_john_33 Jedi Grand Master

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  13. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Jul 24, 2005
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    Such a nice response /sarcasm [face_laugh]

    Now the picture thing shall continue: (This time it stars Lex Luther, and another character you wouldn't expect to be evil.) BTW no SW characters appear as images in this one, but this is continuous so...

    [image=http://static.flickr.com/35/71900206_175a5eb286_m.jpg]
    Sigh, Emperor Palpatine stole my magazines-again! I feel lonely Mr. Snuggles.

    [image=http://www.cosmicrealms.com/coolness/movies/snuggles.mov.jpg]
    Shadap! Where's my money Luther? I won't give you the giant laser if you don't give me the money!

    [image=http://static.flickr.com/35/71900206_175a5eb286_m.jpg]
    I am sorry Count Snuggle Van Jeherson. I have the money. Now please wipe that smile off your face, its creeping me out.

    [image=http://www.cosmicrealms.com/coolness/movies/snuggles.mov.jpg]
    *snatches money out of Luther's hand* this laser method better work, or I will destroy you Luther. I have to play Pool with Tigger in a couple of hours. I think he's been hustling me. Oh and by the way my smile is permanent, so live with it or else. *moron* Oh and how come you have the same expression, same pose every time I speak to you? Mmm?

    [image=http://static.flickr.com/35/71900206_175a5eb286_m.jpg]
    I am...unemotional

    [image=http://www.tadpolecrossing.com/scs/images/products/2/large/4739.jpg]
    Makes sense to me. Now remember Lex Luther, mess up my scheme, and you will pay. I worked hard on this cheesy plan. I deserve to be treated with respect. I am not some advertisement you know! I have feelings (Piano music plays in the background) and you should treat those feelings with respect. Understand?
    Lex Luther: Yes, master.
    Snuggles Bear: Good, now let's go check up on Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader.

    To be continued, all the characters will be appearing in the next part.

    \/ Yeesh, such a large text below me, hate it when that happens.



























  14. Jedi_Queen_Mx Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Oh, this thread is soooooo rich!!!!

    :p
  15. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Jul 24, 2005
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    "Deleted" [face_mischief] part of the I am Your Father Scene, which is done Bakery Style, said after Vader reveals to be Luke's dad:

    Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your cookies.

    Luke: He told me enough! He told me you ate them.

    Darth Vader: No, I baked your cookies.

    Luke: No? That?s not true! That?s impossible!

    Darth Vader: Check your oven you know it is to be true!

    Luke:(Looks in his oven.) NO! NO! NO!

    Darth Vader: Luke you can eat the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the bakery as father and son.
  16. Jedi_Queen_Mx Jedi Master

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    Jun 27, 2003
    star 4
    :eek:

    Four months without a post!!!

    o_O

    Come on Party People!!!

    [face_mischief]

    Where are all the perverts?!?!?!


    :p [face_laugh]
  17. Rilwen_Shadowflame Force Ghost

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    Mar 27, 2005
    star 6
    Congratulations. You people have scarred me for life. I browsed this thread once upon a time, all innocent and naive.

    Now, it's my turn to add to the weirdness here. Call it a gift...since it is given, it may not be stolen as my sanity was. :p
    'Kill me now, Kenobi.'
  18. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 24, 2005
    star 4
    We're all having golden parties with Golden Palpy. [face_mischief]
    Nah, I bet we're all busy. Seriously I miss the partying too.
    And wow four months? Man I lost track. :eek:
  19. Jedi_Queen_Mx Jedi Master

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    Jun 27, 2003
    star 4
    Martini?

    o_O
  20. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Jul 24, 2005
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    ^ Yes I want a Martini, with some Spicy Watto Wings and a little Mustafar Sauce on the side.
  21. Shackleton Force Ghost

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    Wow. This place is still kickin'? Amazing. That just shows you the power of the gold bikini, huh? ;)

    Hey JK32, I'll take some of those Spicy Watto Wings if you have any left. =P~

    And Rilwen_Shadowflame, that's the reaction we GPS'ers strive for, so it looks like we've done our job. :p
  22. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Jul 24, 2005
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    Yes, the Bikini controls me, empowers me, I'm on the Bikini Side of the Force. [face_hypnotized]

    Love won't save you, Padmé, only my new Bikini can do that! -Anakin.
    "My mentor taught me everything about the Force... even the nature of the Golden Bikini." -Palpatine

    I think what we need for this thread is a new pic, either another disturbing Palpy pic or some new pic featuring a Star Wars character that we have not done yet. I would do that myself, yet unfortunately my Photoshop Skills are rather meh.

    And yes here are your Spicy Watto Wings. :D [face_chicken]
  23. Shackleton Force Ghost

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    May 16, 2004
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    Hmmm, a new pic huh? I'll see what I can do. I've just started working full time but I might be able to find some free time to throw something together.
  24. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Jul 24, 2005
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    You know I've been thinking what if there was a entry for the GPS on Wikipedia?! :eek:[face_laugh]:_|

    Of course that will never happen but if there was it would probably look like this. Here's my fake Wikipedia entry on the GPS. Its a little rushed but eh... I can see it now:

    The Gold Palpy Society
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    (Redirected from Essence of Gold)

    The Gold Palpy Society (GPS) was a thread created by in order to find out what Palpatine actually wears under his robes. Originally entitled What Does Sidious Wear Under His Robes? the thread has delved into what is known as "an essence of gold perversion." After some answers it was mentioned that Palpatine wears a golden bikini. The Gold Palpy Society began when a photoshopped picture of Palpatine in Leia's Gold Bikini was posted. Many other photoshopped images of Palpatine were created. Among the more noticeable and memorable ones were Palpatease, Palpy as Oola, and Inflatable Palpy. Images featuring other Star Wars characters such as Anakin and Watto were created as well. The picture of Palpatine in a Gold Bikini remains to be one of the most recognize pictures on the thread
    The thread has corrupted, scarred, or otherwise destroyed more than a few innocent minds. Some fanboy fantasies were destroyed in the process. Fanfiction involving the 'relationship' between Anakin and Palpatine sprung up in the thread too. Some Gold Palpy Society members have been diagnosed with over dosage of Gold Bikini Syndrome. They have been admitted and are currently staying at the George Lucas Institution For crazy Star Wars Fans.



    Possibly the :-B thing I have ever written...at least on this board. Oh teh Force I'm so proud1111111! :p
  25. Shackleton Force Ghost

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    May 16, 2004
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    (Redirected from Essence of Gold)

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] That was pretty funny, as was the whole article, for that matter. I know there's a Star Wars Wikipedia version somewhere, so maybe we can put it there. :p

    And here it is for old time's sake:

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/Shackleton23/Photoshoped%20Pics/palpdrag.jpg]

    *salutes*
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