Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Drake_SIDIOUSA, Dec 1, 2003.
*bows to the all mighty Gold Palpy*
""Yes I want a Martini, with some Spicy Watto Wings and a little Mustafar Sauce on the side.""
god of all the things I ever contributed to this thread why oh why did I introduce Spicy Watto Wings?!?!? LOLOLO XD XD BBQ Mustarian sauce on the side XD
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c9bKAZDRi4o I think everybody on this thread would like this XD XD
I think he's wearing Cao Cao armor under his robe.
Wow, I haven't posted in almost two years, and this thread hasn't been upped since the summer???!
Glad to see my inflatable Palpy pic was an award winner lol!
HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY, GOLD PALPY!!!
LOLOLOLOL wow... some crazy times in this thread LOL
happy 4th birthday you utterly insane thread you!
Yes crazy times have I seen in this thread, from the Golden Bikini to Palpatease to (Insert GPS member here)tease to Inflatable Palpy to Charcoal Ani and Crispy Watto to The Palpy Thong to The Invasion of the Cabaret Girls this thread has been through some crazy times.
^ And that everybody is only the tip of the iceberg.
Hope you guys had a Golden Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year!! Here's to the start of the 5th year of Gold Palpy insanity!
Hail to the Gold Palpy.
Did anyone see the Drag Slave Leia boy on American Idol Tuesday night? It made Palpatease look G-rated!!!!
I did not, and now I'm glad I didn't
That bad, eh?
Oh yeah. You could probably find it on YouTube, if you think you could stomach it lol
i was wondering if any of you "palpies" knew your friend's first name.
you know, palpy's first name?
does he have one, or does he just show up to the christmas party as palpy?
This may be off-topic a bit, but what if Indy wore a gold bikini in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
It could be the spawning of a whole new "Gold" thread!
Yes, yes, a whole new Gold thread.
Or perhaps...a purple thread.
The Purple Mace Society or The Green Yoda Society or The Blue N Crispy Watto Society, or best of all The Melodrama Prequel Anakin Society.
Peace out, everybody!
Oooh! Blue N Crispy Watto Society!!
Elan Sleazebaggano: Wanna buy an Inflatable Palpy?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You don't want to sell me an Inflatable Palpy.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you an Inflatable Palpy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want to go home and re-think your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and re-think my life...
Count Dooku: Master Yoda.
Master Yoda: Count Dooku.
Count Dooku: You have interfered with our Darth Lingerie Clothing Line for the last time.
Master Yoda: Dirty you have become, Dooku. The Gold Side I sense in you.
Count Dooku: I have become more kinky than any Jedi. Even you.
Master Yoda: Much to learn, you still have.
Count Dooku: It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Gold, but by our looks in a Bikini.
Now someone's gonna make a pic of that!!!
What GL wants to show in the next AOTC + ROTS Special Edition:
Dooku drops his robes...revealing a gold bikini.
In response Yoda takes off his tunic and reveals a smaller gold bikini.
Next Dooku teleports a laptop in the arena and using iTunes plays "Cyclone" by Baby Bash.
But Yoda interferes and uses the Force to change the song to "Walk it Out" by Unk
Then Dooku changes the song to "Pop, Lock, and Drop It" by Huey
Yoda changes the song to "Low" by Flo Rida.
*For at least ten minutes there is constant changing of pointless* songs.
Suddenly Yoda and Dooku manage to find the ultimate dance song: Gonna Make You Sweat by C&C and the Music Factory + Freedom Williams
A disco ball comes out of nowhere, displaying strange patterns in the arena.
When the song starts playing the two have a pelvic thrusting grinding type dance off. Afterwards their dance morphs into a strange Disco-Moonwalk combo dance.
When the song ends Dooku pulls out a golden colored microphone...that happens to have Palps grinning face at the bottom.
In response Yoda pulls out a golden microphone that happens to have Kermit's face at the bottom.
The two start to have a Karaoke competition, singing "Physical" by Olivia Newton John.
Upon seeing this Clone Troopers and Battle Droids malfunction, Anakin ends up going nearly insane and Padme sick of Anakin's ways decides to date Obi-Wan, the Jedi eventually lose their minds no matter how much they used the Force to block the entire scene out, and the entire Republic crumbles.
Then Palps comes into the scene and destroys Dooku simply because Anakin is losing his mind, then decides to make Yoda work as a cage dancer. Also Palps fries Watto and eats him.
In between all this Palps declare the New Golden Empire, revealing his own Golden Bikini in the process.
Anakin becomes so insane when he discovers that Padme cheated on him that he has his own Bikini dance-off with Obi-Wan on Mustafar. But Anakin trips over his own feet and falls into the lava...becoming Charcoal Ani. Yoda escapes from his cage and goes into exile, while Padme gives birth to the future famous twins that will end up fighting the Golden Empire and all of their kinky ways. Obi goes into exile too and Luke and Leia are separated at birth.
Then Obi gives Luke to Aunt Beru, and going off into the sunset his robes drop and revealed is a golden bikini.
The rest is chronologically continued in the OT Bikini Wars.
*Yes I find those songs pointless, except for Low, and only because of the awesome hook/chorus.
I believe this thread has another birthday coming up!!
We gotta do like a revival in here or something lol.