The Gold Palpy Society

WHY?!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT???

lol

 

"he wears a gold bikini... "

ROFL!!! OMG that's so nasty!!!!!

 

can't you just imagine him sitting in his chair...

Darth Vader: What is my bidding, my master.

Emperor: Guards....leave us.

Darth Vader: Oh ****! It's Tuesday!

He runs to leave, but the Emperor slams the door shut and locks it

Emperor: You won't be needing that door.

He jumps up, cues the Cantina Band that rotates around on the shifting stage. He strips off his robes and starts gyrating his old man body in the gold bikini

Emperor: Let's go Darth, do the Funky Chicken!

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

^^^^^^
water........everywhere!!! LOL!

 

I realise that many of reading this thread (myself included!) are getting erotic fantasties.

Lets feast your eyes on that old yet gold... Sidious Unleashed!.

[image=http://www.dirtyrubbish.com/jc/palpdrag.jpg]

 

i knew it

 

I just threw up.




Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Good lord.

I'm not going to sleep tonight.

 

i think darth_wenly should be stripped of his title of: RPF Banner Designer & JC Icon Artist

on another note, i'd like to apologize for what i started.

 

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"[i]i think darth_wenly should be stripped of his title of: RPF Banner Designer & JC Icon Artist [/i]"[hr]

I agree, and instead be given the title of "[b]JC God and Poster of Hot Palpy Pics[/b]".

 

You know, you've tarnished countless young minds because of that one comment, jedi_john.

 

which comment specifically Compactor?

 

The initial comment that started the golden bikini fiasco.

 

at least i didn't supply a picture.

 

Well, yeah...but the point is: minds have been utterly, utterly tarnished!

TARNISHED.

 

OH MY F@&^ing GOD!!! I have to show this to my friends, On Friday. Now the question does palpy have a lover, I think he does and it a Shemale Wookiee, that dances.

 

An S bend corset from the 1900s.

 

im blind

 

The ultimate cure for the fanboy gold-bikini fixataion

I nearly died laughing

 

ROTFLMAO!!

Wenley,

Best. Sidious. Pic. Ever!



*dies*

 

Sexy, isn't it?

We really need a [face_drools] in here

 

DELETED SCENE FROM JABBA'S PALACE

Lando and Leia were too awstruck to do anything about what was happening in front of them.

Emperor: Hey Jabba! Can I get some time here? Oh hey, Leia, we're twins!

Jabba begins to throw up while the Emperor moonwalks to Leia. He force breaks the chain and takes her to the dance floor

Emperor: Band. Play "The Copa Kabana."

Leia: Oh no! This isn't go-

The Emperor pulls her quickly to himself. He sticks a hand in the air and starts shaking his hand about, with his other hand on his hip and he is shaking his booty.

Emperor: Come on Leia! It's fun!

Leia: I can't live anymore!

Leia runs over to the now dead Jabba's stage and presses the button for the Rancor. She's fall into the pit

Leia: Eat me hurry!

But the Rancor caught a glimpse of the dancing Emperor and he died

Leia: Ahh, bantha fodder.

Leia force jumps out of the pit

Leia: Wow, how did I do that?

Emperor: Oh yeah, I love this part, "The Copa, Copa Kabana......"

The Emperor continues to leap around the room, getting his groove thing on with everybody, trying to get them in on the action. All of the sudden, Boba Fett takes off his mask, and his armor and reveals his gold bikini.

Emperor: Yeah, GO FETT, GO FETT, GO FETT!

Boba Fett: Can we try the Macarena?

Emperor: Sure thing. BAND DO THE MACARENA!

Boba Fett: Yes, this is the stuff.

By this time, Lando was able to get Chewie free

Lando: Chewie! Do something quick!

Chewie reaches into his side bag and pulls out...........A GOLD BIKINI!

Lando: No, Chewie has turned to the Gold Bikini Side.

Leia: Lando, what are we going to do?

Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight walks in.

Luke: (waves his hand) You will stop the Macarena and put on your normal clothes.

Everybody looks around with bewilderment on their faces, like they were in some sort of trance

Scared that he was figured out, the Emperor grabbed his robes and force teleported to the Death Star

Leia: Wow, Luke. I'm glad you are here, we must have been in some sort of trance.

Luke: Or were you?

Luke stripes off his clothes and reveals a gold bikini

Luke: (points to the band) I want to hear "Love Shack!"

Everybody: OH NO!!!!!

 

I want to see The Palpinator doing the Love Shack

 

This is why I said that the real question is "Do we want to know?"

 

Thanks alot for ruining my appetite with that pic LOL!!!!!

Luke stripes off his clothes and reveals a gold bikini

Now that probably IS what he wears under HIS robes!