JCC the "good news; bad news" thread

"mr and mrs harris, the bad news is your child has autism. the good news is it's the "big dick" autism"

use this thread for zany "good news; bad news" scenarios

 

is that julian assange and the foo fighters?

 

an old buddy of mine is playing in a band with the former lead guitarist of The Tubes, which you may remember from "White Punks on Dope" and "She's a Beauty."

Good news: You're playing in a band with Roger Steen!!!! Bad news: the year is 2015.

 

That's how I felt about this 19 year old I met this past spring who was all psyched that his band was opening for rick springfield. In suburban arizona. On a golfcourse

I mean good for you seriously but don't pretend to know/care who rick springfield is dawg

 

Good news I spotted an island over there. Bad news, I just lost the steering.

 

who gets shipwrecked, amirite?

 

Good news I found dinner bad news, we drew straws and yours was the shortest.

 

Everybody sees
In the younger one a hope
Everybody sees
In the younger one a dream
Everybody lives
The pride and passion of the young
From the womb to the tomb we will remember what it means

Good news: I know the references in this thread
Bad news: they're 30 years old

 

Good news: I need you. Bad news, I don't love you.

 

Falcon, you're not very good at this.

 

In truth I just created this thread because I like the idea of the vast autism spectrum containing an autism known as "the big dick kind"

 

Do you just enjoy talking about big dicks?

 

well, yeah. im a human

 

A legendary transmission from a young fighter pilot in WW2: "I'm lost, but I'm making great time!"