Discussion in 'Community' started by imperial_dork, Sep 3, 2008.
I am happy for your floss.
just now i was folding laundry when i got a text. my first thought was "oh, that's probably my dog texting because he wants in." yes, i am a crazy person.
You didn't say if it was him or not.
I finally changed my Facebook profile picture.
I was able to get a last-minute date tonight when I got out of work!
This is nice soup!
.50 cent corn dogs at Sonic all day tomorrow. Your welcome.
My little brother and I carved a pumpkin tonight.
I rediscovered my Live Journal account today. Not sure what to do with it, since I don't blog.
26 moments that restore your faith in humanity 2012
Thanks to offers from both Google and Living Social, I just signed up for 5 magazine subscriptions for a total of $32.
**** you, trees.
My dog is in love with me.
The cute gal at Panera gave me a second scone for free because she thought I was cute. The 'good' part is my wife didn't comment on this transaction.
i have a stupid dumb cold.
I have enough money in coins to buy lunch!
Not sure why, but nothing brightens my day the way a good "Moron follows his GPS blindly" story does.
Met a Nobel laureate today.
A girl walked out of the backdoor of her store slipped and fell and busted her head on a dumpster. I did not witness it, I happened upon it afterwards. Upon asking her if she was ok she informed me she fell and hurt her head and was bleeding and I moved closer. Sure enough there was a puddle of blood the size of a hand. 911, etc etc, less than 5 minutes it arrived and minutes later they took her away.
I am Super Mon.
This will be even more "Good Share" once you visit her in the hospital, confirm (and then take advantage of) her amnesia, and remind her that the 2 of you have been in love for years.
Another worker came out from that store today to take out garbage and I asked about the manager. I was told she is still at home recovering. This is almost two months now. So she either hurt her head more so than I thought or else twisted her ankle or leg that keeps he roff her feet.
One of our bridges here is closed because apparently somebody's threatening to jump off it.
That's not good.
Well she hasn't jumped yet, I figure that's the good news.
Go talk her down.
If someone is selling two corn dogs for a penny you should probably not eat them.