just now i was folding laundry when i got a text. my first thought was "oh, that's probably my dog texting because he wants in." yes, i am a crazy person.
Thanks to offers from both Google and Living Social, I just signed up for 5 magazine subscriptions for a total of $32. **** you, trees.
The cute gal at Panera gave me a second scone for free because she thought I was cute. The 'good' part is my wife didn't comment on this transaction.
Not sure why, but nothing brightens my day the way a good "Moron follows his GPS blindly" story does.
A girl walked out of the backdoor of her store slipped and fell and busted her head on a dumpster. I did not witness it, I happened upon it afterwards. Upon asking her if she was ok she informed me she fell and hurt her head and was bleeding and I moved closer. Sure enough there was a puddle of blood the size of a hand. 911, etc etc, less than 5 minutes it arrived and minutes later they took her away. I am Super Mon.
This will be even more "Good Share" once you visit her in the hospital, confirm (and then take advantage of) her amnesia, and remind her that the 2 of you have been in love for years.
Another worker came out from that store today to take out garbage and I asked about the manager. I was told she is still at home recovering. This is almost two months now. So she either hurt her head more so than I thought or else twisted her ankle or leg that keeps he roff her feet.
