The Great Barnacles PRESENT: The LAST BOW; The SPECTACULAR-EST Thread This Forum Will EVER Witness!

Messrs. FRED and MAX BARNACLE invite the GENERAL PUBLIC to WITNESS the GREAT Barnacles' FINAL SPECTACULAR circus act!

~*~THE BIG TOP O' FUN; GUARANTEED TO RAISE A SMILE!~*~

A JCer went into a depression today. It's the so-called No-Life Crisis.

If you'd take all the ballpoints in the world, and lay them in one line -- you'd be one mighty sad dude, man. Seek help.

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to change it, the other to ban the troll that broke it.

If Darth_Ignant were a Transformer, he'd be a Spamicon.

Finally found out what the "BB" in "BB Forum" stands for: Boring Bunch. The "B" in AmazingB stands for Brian. The "B" in your pants must really hurt.

PMing a mod compulsively will make you go blind.

Writing "I didn't read all that" after a long post: the call sign of the idiot.

The mother-in-law of all bombs: it doesn't explode, but won't leave either.

The other day, I compared apples with oranges: both have a round shape, both are fruits, et cetera. So it appears it is possible after all. Weird.

If farraday were an Indian, his name would be "He Who Keeps On Debating Meaningless Issues."

Yarael Poof stepped into a bar. Said the barman, "Hey, why the long neck?"

~*~MEANWHILE, ON AMERICAN NATIONAL TELEVISION!~*~

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

OPRAH: Hellooooooo-hooooooo! Today, our guest is AmazingB, the YJCC Mod. Isn't he everybody's favourite mod, audience? Woooooooo!

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

OPRAH: He's our faaaaaaaavouriiiiiite! He'll be joining us soon, back in a moment.

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OPRAH: Welcome back. We've been talking about AmazingB, our favourite mooooooo-hooooood!

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

OPRAH: I -- and this is a real story -- I was lost in the forums once, completely lost, until one guy helped me out: Amazingbeeeeeheeeee! Isn't he great, audience?

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

OPRAH: He'll be with us soon, back in a moment.

COMMERCIAL:

MAN 1: "Umph, I can't post. It's as if I'm constipated."
MAN 2: "Here, try Bib-Fortuna-Twilek-And-Go?. It worked wonders for me."
MAN 1: "It...it works! I-I can't stop posting!"
MAN 2: "Works well, huh?"
MAN 1: "No, I can't stop -- I just post anything -- stop this pl--"

OPRAH: Welcome baaaaahaaaaack! Audience, here is one of the greatest mods there ever was, he's my absolute favourite and yours too! Here he is, AmazingB!

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

/AmazingB enters

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

//AmazingB sits down

AUDIENCE CHEERS

//AmazingB nods

OPRAH: He's greaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaaate!

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

OPRAH: Back in a moment.

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OPRAH: AmazingBeeeeeeheeeeeeee!

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

OPRAH: Isn't he wonderful, audience?

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

OPRAH: What I always wanted to ask you, and I know this goes for most of my audience, all of my audience, do you ever see yourself as AmazingB, THE greatest mod?

AMAZINGB: Well, I...

OPRAH: AmazingB, audience!

//AUDIENCE CHEERS

~*~NERVE_TWISTING ACTS OF SUPERMAGICAL ENORMITY, AS THE BARNACLES WILL NOW, AS PROMISED, TAKE ON THE ENTIRE YJCC!~*~

What, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the YJCC?

A place for fans of the Star Wars film series to discuss other elements of pop culture and facets of life, and also to exchange friendly chit chat, imaginary dating advice, "witty" jabs and banter, threats of leaving the Community, and occasional humorous ideas. Discussion includes, but is not limited to, sports the members like to watch, celebrities they think are HOT!, bands they think are CRAP! and films and TV shows they think are COOL!

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OMG! And I thought it was PiaS all this time.

 

Wait... were you Debo all along?

Anyway, congrats on some funny stuff, and hey, what do ya know -- you DID include all of us. Got me in there, eh?



Rick McCallum loves you!

 

MAN 2: "Here, try Bib-Fortuna-Twilek-And-Go?. It worked wonders for me."

Wow, I have just been zinged.

And I got two rounds of applause? Snoogins.

 

I got zinged!

But I don't spam. I create community building fluff.

 

doggans! There, in the front row!

Yay! I've been seen!

That was the best one yet!

 

COMMERCIAL:

MAN 1: "Umph, I can't post. It's as if I'm constipated."
MAN 2: "Here, try Bib-Fortuna-Twilek-And-Go?. It worked wonders for me."
MAN 1: "It...it works! I-I can't stop posting!"
MAN 2: "Works well, huh?"
MAN 1: "No, I can't stop -- I just post anything -- stop this pl--"



Absolutely incredible. Good stuff Barnacles!

 

I feel loved. Repeatedly.

 

Heh, so it was Debo...

 

Damn that Oprah!

Amazing.

 

... and it was decreed by the lord of the land, that henceforth, all the ancient artifacts relating to the mysterious Great Barnacles shall indeed be preserved for the ages, in the great halls of the hallowed ARCHIVE and all JC'ers now and forever shall know them and be glad in heart.



- at least that's how it should be

 

Nice work, Debo!

That was funny.



And I even got my name mentioned!

 

Oprah brought out your true personality and showed it to the world. You should be grateful, Amazing.

 

Awesome.

Dont' leave!

 

GriffZ, I am also wondering where you were last night. I know where fishi was.

 

The trick to getting a thread archived is to wait until the thread is weeks old but still alive, and when it seems all discussion is over, say "This should go to the archives".

Or something...

 

This is yet another great thread.

 

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Great job debo!!!!!!

//round of applause


Ladies! Gentlemen! yodaboy!

hehe

 

Thanks a great lot for making me laugh!
That was all so cool, and I even got mentioned anywhere for the first time, amazing!

 

Thank you! Thank you kindly!

 

Haha, that was simply great Very funny.

 

good stuff I'm sure that took hours to write, but can we have more please

malkie

 

//surreptitiously moves to respond to nº 1125

 

That was great

 

Good stuff!



Does this mean we've seen the last of Debo?

If no, happy!

If yes, sad!