Beyond The GReat Endorian War of Stupidity.....AKA...The Mistress of the Toe Saga

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  1. Darth_Envy Force Ghost

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    The Great Endorian War of Stupidity
    by Darth Envy




    The three Ewoks were not your average cuddly furballs. Pootra, Chalupa, and Bing Bing were special Ewoks. Trained by some of the Ewoks' finest military minds, these three were known in the inner circles of Ewok black ops as the elite of the elite.

    The life of a covert operations agent is never easy, but life was about to get much more difficult for the elite paramilitary troopers. They had a mission. A mission that could tip the scales in the balance of power in a war between the Ewoks and their mortal enemies, the Skowe. It is rumored in legend that the Skowe were once brothers to the Ewoks, living in the trees in a happy little fuzzball existance. But that was before the dark times, before Beru. The Skowe fell under Beru's influence and began to do her bidding while the Ewoks resisted and fled to the other side of the forest moon and lived their lives in relative peace.

    In time, the Skowe became the things of legend. Forgotten and mentioned only in children's bedtime stories. But there was one who remembered. Hidden away on a swamp planet far from Endor, he was the key to the Ewok's survival, and all too soon the Ewoks would realize just that.

    The Ewoks lived a carefree life, not remembering the corrupted downfall of their brother Skowe and enjoyed peace and prosperity until the times of the Emporer and his garrision of Stormtroopers arrived on their moon. But in time, that too passed with the help of the rebel alliance and the appearance of their shiny golden god.

    Life was once again pleasant and gnerations were born and lived and replaced by new generations of Ewoks, until one day.....



    The Great Endorian War of Stupidity....part 2

    Tree of life is burnt,
    The stick can stop the fall, yes!
    the one's appearance



    The Great Tree of Life was burning and leaning at a precarious angle. The tree was home to more than 20000 Ewoks and considered to be the cultural center of their society. Chief Kannook was giving out orders for evacuation and Ewoks were swinging on vines everywhere to nearby trees. Kannook knew that many were'nt going to survive and if he didn't hurry, he might not make it either. Quickly gathering all of his ceremonial relics including the most sacred of the sacred, the Holy dried Gundark toe, he moved to the edge of the uppermost platorm on the tree. Looking for his usual vine, he noticed something peculiar. A tall, bird like creature with six legs, one arm and 3 wings was cutting his vine.

    Before Kannook could act the vine was cut and the strange creature jumped off the platform and flew into the sky. Looking around for an alternate means of escape, Kannook noticed the flames coming closer, cutting off all escape. He couldn't get out! Not knowing what else to do, Kannook started praying. (Ewoks pray by yelling madly at the top of their lungs and running around with their hands flailing in the air. It is very tranquil.) In this meditative state, he prepared himself to be consumed by the flames.

    Jump! he heard a mysterious voice say. Kannook thought he must be getting delirious from the heat and smoke. Jump, you must! Now he knew he heard something, but who and where? And why would he jump off the platform to hurtle to his death 3000 feet below on the forest floor?

    After thinking a moment, Kannook decided it would be better to feel the breeze in his face as he plummeted to his death than to be burnt to a crisp. And he might just have a chance to save the Holy dried Gundark Toe. With one last glance at the hut that had been his home for 30 years, Kannook, turned and jumped off the platform. He fell for what felt like ages. In reality it was 2 seconds. He abruptly landed on the platform below his.

    Jump further you must! ....stupid ewok The voice was irritating Kannook, but it was right. He had fallen 15 feet and still had 2985 ft to go. So he jumped again and just in time. Behind hime, the Great Tree of Life began to siver uncontrollably and began to fall. Kannook could not believ
  2. scuiggefest Jedi Master

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    Dec 8, 2002
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    This is definitely the Fan Fic Forum's number one story. You've gothe perfect beginning, middle and end combined with excellent characters. My favorite is Bing Bing.

    Incidentally, I don't think people are likely to slam your story. People don't post any comments at all to mine. (Except Lord Mual 87 - he's a cool dude
  3. SPACEMONKEY20 Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 13, 2001
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    very impressive, old friend..... I won't bother to critique you on spelling and grammar..... what fun is that?


    Good job :)

    - Space
  4. Azzgunther Jedi Knight

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    Mar 7, 2002
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    Cool story Envy. Very Blue.
  5. DarthBane420 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 13, 2003
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    Darth Envy proves with this story why people have gave up books and now get all there reading material on line.
    Magnificent!
  6. DarthAnima Jedi Master

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    Nov 25, 2002
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    Darth Envy,


    Your Story brings warm feelings to my heart.

    The Best story here, whereever here is ?[face_plain]
  7. Darth_Envy Force Ghost

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    Feb 20, 2002
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    thank you all for your wonderful comments and support.

    I am currently considering writing down the further adventures of Bing Bing and Yoda the Blue.
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