FF:NZ The great Star Wars Fact-a-thon

C3-PO thinks Luke Skywalker is quite cleaver, for a huan being.


//100th post

 

A cleaver is a sort of knife. Good for chopping. A Gamorrean's axe is also good for chopping (especially Huans).

 

Huans are an unknown alien race in the Star Wars universe.

 

the star wars universe has thousands of alien species

 

Mon Calamari are one of those species.

 

Admiral Ackbar, a Mon Calamari, has a wicked swivel chair on the bridge of his cruiser.

 

Emperor Palpatine also has a wicked swivel chair, although it's a little different in design.

 

Calamari is another word for squid!!

 

Squidhead looks funny.

 

Padmé thinks Anakin is a funny little boy.

 

Jar Jar was not funny.

 

TPM was not funny either; but the OT was.

 

Emperor Palpatine is in The OT and hes old and wrinkley?

 

Palpy can shoot lightning from his fingertips, and his action figures look like he's got ice coming out of his hands.

 

There is a lot of ice on Hoth, but there are no Gungans.

 

Gungans live in bubble-like cities underwater, on Naboo.

 

Luke Skywalker does not live in an underwater bubble on Naboo, he lives in a house in a hole on Tatooine.

 

Tatooine is a dump compared with Alderaan, the home planet of Princess Leia.

 

After the Death Star met Alderaan, it actually became a bigger dump than Tatooine.

 

Alderaan is toast. It got wasted by a big space "laser" from a "Death Star".

 

ulike the origanal death star the death star IIs super laser had the ability to target capital starships as well as planets and all so charged up quicker

 

But at the end the Rebels blew it up anyway. Much like Death Star I.

 

Wedge Antilles was one of the Rebels who destroyed the second Death Star. He fired proton torpedoes into the power regulator on the north tower of the core.

 

On the way out of the reactor core, Lando Calrissian was made a liar. He said he wouldn't get a scratch on the Falcon.

 

Lando Calrissian is in fact an entirely different person than Padné Amidala.




(well, it's true!)