FF:NZ The great Star Wars Fact-a-thon

Ewoks are a primitive race, that uses a primitive form of communication, yet one still knew how to use a speeder bike.

 

the ewok who used the speeder bike was called paploo

 

speeder bikes are the military derivative of swoops which han solo used to race

 

Han Solo likes travelling fast. He can do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but not on a swoop.

 

parsec is a form of measurement

 

A parsec is a measure of distance

 

Hyperspace allows you to travel great distances in a short amount of time.

 

traavelling threw hyper space aint like dusting crops

 

Luke threw himself down the shaft at Cloud City after losing his hand and his duel with Vader.

 

A likeness of Darth Vader's head is carved into the Washington National Cathedral.

How many of you knew that?! lol.

e: Here's a link so you know I'm not just joshing ya.

 

Darth Vader has A red bladed lightsaber

 

Darth Maul had a double ended red lightsaber

Still didn't stop Obi-wan spliting him into 2 pieces

 

obi wan later split a cantina patron into 2 pieces, an arm and the rest of him...

 

Darth VAder later split Luke Skywalker into 2 pieces; A hand, and the rest of him.

 

And even later still Luke split Darth Vader's hand from the rest of him also.

 

luke then bbq'd vader Ewok style tee hee!

 

Luke didn't eat Vader though. There is a lot of discussion in the CT forum as to whether or not Anakin's body was still in the suit when it was burned.

 

Darth Vader was a dark lord of sith

 

Darth Vader was played by 3 actors in the original trilogy. David Prowse in the suit. Sebastian Shaw as the unmasked face, and James Earl Jones as his voice.

 

And Bob Anderson the stuntman was also in the Vader suit. Darth Vader is not nearly as happy as Postman Pat, or Luke after he blows up the Death Star.

 

Unlike Postman Pat, Darth Vader did not have a black and white cat.

 

Postman Pat has nothing to do with Star Wars whatsoever.

 

Messages in Star Wars are not delivered by postmen, but by hologram and comlink.

 

jedi comlinks can also apparently transmit blood samples

 

In the Special Edition of Empire Strikes Back, an extended scene with the Wampa showed lots of blood dripping down his fur, transmitted via gravity.