The Greatest Quotes of All Time

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  1. Ornen Jedi Padawan

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    "Use the force, Luke." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars

    "It?s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn?t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it?s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn?t. Because they were holding on to something." -Samwise Gamgee, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

    "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away..." - Star Wars

    "Doh!" - Homer Simpson

    "Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Stretch out with your feelings" --Ben Kenobi, Star Wars

    "The Force will be with you . . . always." -Ben Kenobi, Star Wars

    "Oh, no. We'll never get it out now"

    "So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?"

    "Master, moving stones around is one thing. This is totally different...."

    "No! No different! Only different in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned."

    "All right, I'll give it a try."

    "No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."

    "I.....can't. It's too big."

    "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm. And well you should not. For my ally in the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here, between tree...the rock...everywhere! Yes, even between this land and that ship!"

    "You want the impossible."

    "I don't...I don't believe it."

    "That is why you fail."

    -Luke and Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

    More later. Anyone, feel free to post great quotes, but they aren't limited to movies. *sigh* This makes me want to watch SW again...
  2. RidingMyCarousel Jedi Master

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    "We knew you'd hate this before we wrote it.
    So listen up, we're telling you before you tell us.

    We're not misinformed or misdirected,
    functioning on your subjective.
    Your hatred only fuels us on.

    Now how about a word or two on you?
    You're an alias, an email address.
    We lay a lot more out than you do.
    We won't be part of your revolution.
    So listen up, we're telling you this is a business.

    We're not misinformed or misdirected.
    We'll make our own insurrection.
    So keep on publishing our wrongs.

    Now how about a word or two on you?
    You're a paper fist, a faceless attack.
    We're not about to break like you do.

    We're not misinformed or misdirected.
    Your hatred only fuels us on
    ~ "To The Tune Of 5000 Screaming Children", by the Juliana Theory
  3. COSLeiaOrganaSolo Jedi Padawan

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    Best quote EVER

    Sallah:please, what does it always mean, this...this Junior?
    Professor Henry Jones:That's his name. Henry [points to himself] Jones...Junior. [points to Indy]
    Indiana Jones:I like Indiana.
    Professor Henry Jones:We named the *dog* Indiana.
    Sallah:The dog?! You are named after the dog?!
    Brody:Can we go home now?
    Indiana Jones:I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

    [face_laugh] I love that. :p
  4. Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight

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    Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into some guys office. Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jo Jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. How I love my pet. So I pet it and I stroke it and I massage it. I love it. I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go gszdkgs gszdkgs. OHHH!! I killed it!! I killed my sale!

    Best. Quote. Evar.
  5. COSLeiaOrganaSolo Jedi Padawan

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    I think the Indy one I posted above is the best. :cool:

    Another quote:

    Henry Jones:Got lost in his own museum, huh.

    heeheehee. :p
  6. Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight

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    If you haven't seen Tommy Boy, you're sorely missing out. Rent. It. Now.
  7. COSLeiaOrganaSolo Jedi Padawan

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    I saw it when I was little. *Shrugs* I thought it was ok.

    Did Chriss Farley die of drugs or obesity? ?[face_plain]
  8. Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight

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    Drug overdose.

    People don't die of obesity, they die of heart disease that's indirectly caused by their being overweight.
  9. COSLeiaOrganaSolo Jedi Padawan

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    So in other words, they indirectly die of obesity.
  10. TheEmperorsHand Jedi Knight

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    There are some pretty good ones in here so far :p

    Let's see, I feel the need to add some Beatles ones:

    "Living is easy with eyes closed; misunderstanding all you see."
    -Strawberry Fields Forever

    "I look at the world and I notice it's turning; still my guitar gently weeps."
    -While My Guitar Gently Weeps (my favorite song ever)

    This is from a George Song in Brainwashed, I forget the name:
    "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."

    "All things must pass, none of life's dreams can last... so I must be on my way, to face another day."
    -All Things Must Pass Away

    There's tons more stuff I like, but I'm tired so I can't think of anything now :p
  11. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

    "This one goes to eleven." - This is Spinal Tap

    "No...I am your father." - The Empire Strikes Back
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