The Greedo Shuffle

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  1. DarthJaeger Jedi Master

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    May 10, 2005
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    I appologise to Boz Skaggs, but sometimes work can be so boring...

    Greedo Shuffle
    Lyrics By Darth Jaeger

    Greedo missed his ship that day
    From Jabba?s house
    But that wasn?t all he missed
    And he ain't comin' back

    A Tatooine bar
    In a bad lit booth
    He made his move
    But Solo got the jump, and left a smokin? hole
    It was yesterday
    Greedo needed cash so
    He asked the Hutt

    He said one more bounty to get my
    Sorry green ass of the planet
    And I hate Han Solo

    Greedo oh oh oh ohoho
    At a cantina
    Waitin? for Solo
    Greedo?s waitin? for Han Solo
    Greedo

    Greedo be drinkin'
    Havin' great big fun
    Until he spots Solo
    He is talkin? with some folks
    So he waits till he?s alone
    Solo?s makin' a beeline
    Headin' for the Docking Bay
    Ninety-Four

    Sayin' Jabba wants all his money
    This time he?ll take your starship
    Why?s your hand under the table?

    Greedo oh oh oh ohoho
    At a cantina
    Waitin? for Solo
    Greedo?s waitin? for Han Solo
    Greedo

    One smokin? hole in his chest
    Greedo fell down face first
    Dead before he hit the floor

    Greedo oh oh oh ohoho
    He's a grease spot
    Thanks to Solo
    For Greedo that?s all she wrote
    Greedo


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