So NV The Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by MoronDude, May 29, 2004.

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  1. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    Nonsence thread, this is;
    But there is only one rule;
    Must post in Haiku.
  2. JadeRose Jedi Padawan

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    May 26, 2004
    it is not easy
    to think in coherantly
    writ haiku fragments

    it is a challenge
    but a welcome one if my
    cat gets off keyboard
  3. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    I am very glad
    Someone finally posted
    I thought this would fail
  4. Protoss72000 Force Ghost

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    Dec 3, 2001
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    This is way to hard
    I cant think of anything
    I hope your happy
  5. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    As Ross Gellar said
    Y O U R E: You Are
    Y O U R: Your!
  6. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    It's five, seven, five-
    Those are Haiku syllables
    Do not deviate!
  7. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    Don't fear the GM
    Secondary Mutation...
    Not such a bad thing!
  8. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    Drop clues to the game
    In the form of sick Haiku
    Will you unravel?
  9. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2003
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  10. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Don't try to escape
    Free thinking is really not
    Humans are better.
  11. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    No reality...
    Compares to what lies beneath
    A guarded secret!
  12. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    Vanished, and missing
    Runaways, or something more?
    Now they're after YOU.
  13. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    Lies! Homo-superior is better!
    Hmmm Free thinking, Mastermind?
    Hellfire club? White Queen?
    Astral Plane?
  14. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    Runaways?? Wonders if he has read this.
    Kids chasing us now hmmm?

    BTW Haiku, I know not
  15. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    LOL!

    Haikus are Japanese verse, consisting of 3 lines. The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has 5 syllables.

    That's pretty much it!

    Example:

    I love a good game
    RPG's especially
    I could play for hours.
  16. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    I wish I had known
    Axia didn't know Haikus
    before I read them
  17. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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    Feb 5, 2004
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    hmm...funny thing this
    internet. fast then slow, then
    slow then fast again...
  18. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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    Feb 5, 2004
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    poop poop poopy poop:
    poopy poop poop poopy poop.
    poopy poopy poop?
  19. Inaen Jedi Knight

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    Jun 17, 2002
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    Bald man wants more hair
    Covers head with poop from farm
    Friends name him Fudge Fro
  20. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    Aug 27, 2003
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    removing a john
    porcelain throne some do call
    no poop i hope falls
  21. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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    Feb 5, 2004
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    so bored i want to
    bawl. "what is there to do here?"
    "nothing," says the crow...
  22. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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    Feb 5, 2004
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    eleven or twelve?
    what time should i eat some lunch?
    but what do i have?

    --a haiku poem by the luminara jade
  23. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    Friday's my birthday
    I wanted to celebrate
    But have work training
  24. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    I went for a run
    My breath soon became wheezy
    Albuterol time.
  25. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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    Feb 5, 2004
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    my dog pooped again,
    what shall i do about him?
    give him some smoochies!
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