So NV The Haiku Thread

I need Star Wars now!
Can't wait until it comes out,
I might die by then.

 

Sipping on Darth Dew
Emjoying it immensely
Oh, the cold Slurpee.

 

Holy crap, what's that?
Star Wars slurpees at the store
Seven-Eleven?!?

 

Seven-Elevens?
We don't get those here, so sad.
Minnesota dumb.

 

Burger King goodies
Star Wars swag in happy meals
Must collect them all.

 

No Burger King here
Can't wait to be in Vegas!
I want Star Wars toys!!

 

Like the great Phoenix
The Haiku Thread rises from
Ashes from page 2!

 

Jedi Draft 3 should
Retire before it slowly
Dies a thousand deaths

 

Arrg, dang ye maties!
Missed Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Making up fer it!

 

I just bought new shoes
They were made by Converse, yay!
And they are green, too!

 

Can't wait for tonight
Serenity at 9, then
Art Bar afterwards!

 

Why must I always
save this thread from being lost?
No one likes haikus?

 

You're mom said to me
That she loves your sweet haikus
So haiku on dude

 

That was very nice
You unknowingly brought up
painful things, but thanks!

 

Dude, I'm so sorry
I hope you are not too mad
I'll be more mindful

 

Hey, don't worry dude,
Heck, I was kinda joking.
We are still cool, yo!

 

Awesome! I'm so glad
Perhaps to get some pizza
And wings we should go

 

I love hanging out,
plus, I never see you guys
anymore. It sucks!

 

Seriously dude,
I mean come on now, you know?
We should all hang out.

 

Hey, Aren't you guys
Gonna see harry Potter
anytime soon, huh?

 

We will go tonight
At Eleven, wanna go?
To the Colonnade

 

Yes I really do!
I will most likely be there
This will be so cool!!

 

Gerson already
Saw the movie at midnight
He said it was sweet!

 

Sorry, couldn't go.
It sucks when you can't drive and
can not find a ride.

 

The Vikings did win
And now these awful colors
Bets I must not make