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So NV The Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by MoronDude, May 29, 2004.

  1. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    I have to go pee
    I've had way too much coffee
    For just one morning
     
  2. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    My throat really hurts
    And I'm sneezing constantly
    Being sick sucks, dude!
     
  3. mirax80

    mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 20, 2003
    Sorry to hear that
    Hope you feel better real soon
    Here, have a kleenex
     
  4. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    Don't come near me dude
    I just got over that crap
    And don't want it back
     
  5. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    I feel so crappy.
    I'll be sick on Thanksgiving!
    I just want to die*.



    *like in the joking way, not the cry for help suicidal way.
     
  6. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    Thanksgiving is good!
    Tryptophan will help you nap,
    Then you'll feel better.
     
  7. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    Yes, but my family
    will keep me awake with their
    constant bickering.
     
  8. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    I ate some turkey.
    We had fried, smoked and roasted.
    Three kinds is a lot.
     
  9. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    The turkey was good
    as was the mashed potatoes
    But I don't like Yams.
     
  10. mirax80

    mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 20, 2003
    I am so tired
    Was out way to late last night
    Back to bed I go
     
  11. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    I saw Polar Express
    The boy finally believed
    And saw Santa Claus
     
  12. mirax80

    mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 20, 2003
    My car gives no heat
    Really sucks for winter time
    I hope to fix soon
     
  13. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    Sacremento is
    Where I was all day Thursday
    For a long meeting
     
  14. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    Don't go to Utah,
    In fact, stay Aouth of Mesquite.
    It is flippin' cold!
     
  15. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    I've got gas today
    I ate too much spicy food
    So now I'm paying
     
  16. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    I want new Haikus
    Please post them soon in this thread
    I want to read them
     
  17. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    Here is a haiku
    It was written just for you
    It even rhymes, too!
     
  18. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    Thanks so very much
    For my very own Haiku
    It was friggin sweet!
     
  19. Jabber_Hutt

    Jabber_Hutt Jedi Youngling

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    May 15, 2003
    A tasty Cakey!
    Is it always my birthday?
    I somtimes like pie
     
  20. Jabber_Hutt

    Jabber_Hutt Jedi Youngling

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    May 15, 2003
    You never see me
    but Ive been here a while
    you thought I forgot
     
  21. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    I like your icon
    I chose Howard the Duck once
    Axia had a cow
     
  22. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    I liked that movie
    Though it was hilarious
    Although it was wierd
     
  23. Jabber_Hutt

    Jabber_Hutt Jedi Youngling

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    May 15, 2003
    [face_love] :mad:
    I cried for the ape
    Understanding his feelings
    I also want her
     
  24. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    I love Christmas Day
    But shopping and budgets suck
    Too little cash flow

    My wife loves the kids
    Our niece and nephew are cute
    But she spent too much

     
  25. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 30, 2002
    Christmas is much fun
    Spend more on my kids that way
    I don't have to, ha!