So NV The Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by MoronDude, May 29, 2004.

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  1. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    I have to go pee
    I've had way too much coffee
    For just one morning
  2. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 6
    My throat really hurts
    And I'm sneezing constantly
    Being sick sucks, dude!
  3. mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2003
    star 4
    Sorry to hear that
    Hope you feel better real soon
    Here, have a kleenex
  4. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    Don't come near me dude
    I just got over that crap
    And don't want it back
  5. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 6
    I feel so crappy.
    I'll be sick on Thanksgiving!
    I just want to die*.



    *like in the joking way, not the cry for help suicidal way.
  6. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    Thanksgiving is good!
    Tryptophan will help you nap,
    Then you'll feel better.
  7. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 6
    Yes, but my family
    will keep me awake with their
    constant bickering.
  8. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    I ate some turkey.
    We had fried, smoked and roasted.
    Three kinds is a lot.
  9. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 6
    The turkey was good
    as was the mashed potatoes
    But I don't like Yams.
  10. mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2003
    star 4
    I am so tired
    Was out way to late last night
    Back to bed I go
  11. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    I saw Polar Express
    The boy finally believed
    And saw Santa Claus
  12. mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2003
    star 4
    My car gives no heat
    Really sucks for winter time
    I hope to fix soon
  13. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    Sacremento is
    Where I was all day Thursday
    For a long meeting
  14. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 6
    Don't go to Utah,
    In fact, stay Aouth of Mesquite.
    It is flippin' cold!
  15. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    I've got gas today
    I ate too much spicy food
    So now I'm paying
  16. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    I want new Haikus
    Please post them soon in this thread
    I want to read them
  17. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 6
    Here is a haiku
    It was written just for you
    It even rhymes, too!
  18. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    Thanks so very much
    For my very own Haiku
    It was friggin sweet!
  19. Jabber_Hutt Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 15, 2003
    A tasty Cakey!
    Is it always my birthday?
    I somtimes like pie
  20. Jabber_Hutt Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 15, 2003
    You never see me
    but Ive been here a while
    you thought I forgot
  21. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    I like your icon
    I chose Howard the Duck once
    Axia had a cow
  22. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    I liked that movie
    Though it was hilarious
    Although it was wierd
  23. Jabber_Hutt Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 15, 2003
    [face_love] :mad:
    I cried for the ape
    Understanding his feelings
    I also want her
  24. Moka Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    I love Christmas Day
    But shopping and budgets suck
    Too little cash flow

    My wife loves the kids
    Our niece and nephew are cute
    But she spent too much

  25. GersonSith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2002
    star 4
    Christmas is much fun
    Spend more on my kids that way
    I don't have to, ha!
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