So NV The Haiku Thread

Christmastime is fun
I have spent lots of money
I hope it's worth it.

 

It will be worth it
When you see the happy looks
on their sweet faces

 

I'm so bored at work.
No one is going to call
Over Christmas break!

 

Merry Christmas to
You Morondude. Hope you have
A great Christmas break!

 

Happy Holidays,
Merry Christmas, and have a
Happy New Year, dudes!

 

I like Christmas Day!
It rules cause of the presents.
It's good to give them.

 

I hope I get some
Last Christmas really sucked bad
Because of my mom.

 

Sorry about that
Hope this Christmas is better
And you get great loot.

 

Had too much caffine.
My leg will not stop shaking!
Why, Dr. Pepper?!?

 

I too had too much
Coffee is my sweet life blood
But also my bain

 

Sometimes caffine sucks
Others, it's nessessary
Other times it's both.

 

True dat my good friend
I think you're on to something
You should write that down

 

We should write a book
Call it "Haikus on Caffine"
It will sell millions!

 

Then, we could control
LEGIONS of our own shock troops
To rule the whole world

 

Oh... um, yeah, we could...
Or we could spread happiness
And make some money.

 

Oh, um, uh, that too.
Sure, happiness and money.
That's all we would need.

 

Everyone needs it
Plus it'd be way fun to write
What do you say, huh?

 

Well, OK, money
And Happiness aside, I
Think it would be fun.

 

Okay, get started.
I need fifty pages by
Friday night, okay?

 

Underestimate
Me, will you? I can do ten
Times that by Thursday.

 

You think you're SOOO great!
Well, I'll tell you who is great...
MoronDude, that's who!

 

Well, that is true, dude.
You are one of the top greats
Of Haikusophy

 

So many haikus
I wonder if anyone
would like to read these

 

Anyone with an
I.Q. over one twenty
Would love to read them

 

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