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So NV The Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by MoronDude, May 29, 2004.

  1. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Then you wouldn't mind
    If I snuck up behind you
    And brought on the pain?
     
  2. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Perhaps a little,
    But I would not mind too much
    As I'd bring pain too.
     
  3. Talon_Wolfe

    Talon_Wolfe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 8, 2002
    Pain from behind me?
    You both stay away from me.
    That is disturbing.
     
  4. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    I've noticed something
    As of late our haikus are
    Getting fairly dark
     
  5. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 17, 2002
    haiku's not happy?
    please write happy haikus now
    happy bouncy words
     
  6. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Fluffy bunnies dance
    While polar bears snuggle up
    To atomic bombs
     
  7. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I was dancing in
    The sun when I tripped and my
    Blood stained the ground red...
     
  8. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Am I dead? I ask
    As blood runs warm from my head
    Nope, it's just ketchup
     
  9. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Lying in the field
    Looking up at the blue sky
    Is that a missle?!?
     
  10. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Life to us is odd
    It can't be duplicated
    But it can be fun
     
  11. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    The old things are new
    The new things will be gone soon
    Nothing stays the same
     
  12. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    I have to go pee
    So, um, please do not judge me
    When I pee my pants
     
  13. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    It's America
    You are free to pee your pants
    Pee with liberty
     
  14. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh beautiful for
    Spacious skies,where I can go
    Pee pee. U! S! A!
     
  15. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    The Declaration
    of Independance states that
    You can Pee freely
     
  16. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "We hold these truths to
    Be self evident, that all
    Men can pee freely..."
     
  17. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    I am so tired
    Why do they make me come in
    at 8 am, huh?
     
  18. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    It's conspiracy!
    I tell ya, conspiracy!
    To drive you insane!
     
  19. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    I think you are right!
    It all makes sense to me now!
    What, then, should I do?
     
  20. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    Fight back, my good friend
    Against the system that seeks
    To corrupt your mind
     
  21. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Fighting takes effort
    Alls I wanna do is sleep
    I guess they have won
     
  22. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Do not let them win!
    You've gotta fight, fight for your
    right to paaaahaaaarrrtayyyyy!
     
  23. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Haiku Haiku Hai
    Haiku Hai Haiku Haiku
    Hai Haiku Haiku
     
  24. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2002
    I like to watch Lost
    On the ABC network
    It is a great show
     
  25. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 30, 2002
    It is hard to work
    In the place you don't really work
    I need a new job