So NV The Haiku Thread

Then you wouldn't mind
If I snuck up behind you
And brought on the pain?

 

Perhaps a little,
But I would not mind too much
As I'd bring pain too.

 

Pain from behind me?
You both stay away from me.
That is disturbing.

 

I've noticed something
As of late our haikus are
Getting fairly dark

 

haiku's not happy?
please write happy haikus now
happy bouncy words

 

Fluffy bunnies dance
While polar bears snuggle up
To atomic bombs

 

I was dancing in
The sun when I tripped and my
Blood stained the ground red...

 

Am I dead? I ask
As blood runs warm from my head
Nope, it's just ketchup

 

Lying in the field
Looking up at the blue sky
Is that a missle?!?

 

Life to us is odd
It can't be duplicated
But it can be fun

 

The old things are new
The new things will be gone soon
Nothing stays the same

 

I have to go pee
So, um, please do not judge me
When I pee my pants

 

It's America
You are free to pee your pants
Pee with liberty

 

Oh beautiful for
Spacious skies,where I can go
Pee pee. U! S! A!

 

The Declaration
of Independance states that
You can Pee freely

 

"We hold these truths to
Be self evident, that all
Men can pee freely..."

 

I am so tired
Why do they make me come in
at 8 am, huh?

 

It's conspiracy!
I tell ya, conspiracy!
To drive you insane!

 

I think you are right!
It all makes sense to me now!
What, then, should I do?

 

Fight back, my good friend
Against the system that seeks
To corrupt your mind

 

Fighting takes effort
Alls I wanna do is sleep
I guess they have won

 

Do not let them win!
You've gotta fight, fight for your
right to paaaahaaaarrrtayyyyy!

 

Haiku Haiku Hai
Haiku Hai Haiku Haiku
Hai Haiku Haiku

 

I like to watch Lost
On the ABC network
It is a great show

 

It is hard to work
In the place you don't really work
I need a new job