So NV The Haiku Thread

Luminara_Jade,
What can I say about her?
She really likes poop

 

I love the haiku
This thread must be reopened
please, post more poems

 

Work is so boring
Hopefully someone will call
before I perish

 

Writing my screenplay
Fifteen pages each Monday
God I love Film School

 

Enter the Matrix
Hard, but a fun game to play
But bullet time rocks

 

Dial Up Problems
Windows Networking: Awful
Please get cable, dude!

 

dial up problems?
I have nothing of that sort
my dial up works fine

 

How can I write script
When retards with dial up call
wanting me to help

 

Tax season ended.
Now its time for me to rest,
it starts again soon.

 

Going to lunch now
Dining Commons sounds tasty
I'll be back at one.

 

Enter the Matrix
It is making me sleepy
It's Tofu nap time

 

it is almost time
to go to the vampire
game tonight. hooray!

 

I am the coolest,
I am so handsome and smart
I love me so much.

 

last haiku poster
was very narcicistic
deflate his ego

 

Darth Tofu is mad,
She is not as cool as me.
I am so super.

 

Dude, I am not mad
I am just as cool as you
let's call it a draw

 

New border I like,
Much better than the last one.
I say we keep it.

I'm a haiku master

 

Haiku master, hunh?
I challenge you to a test!
Do you accept it?

 

I am so lucky
I have such an awesome boss
I'm not fired, YAY!

 

good for you! being
fired would really suck butt.
i don't like homework.

 

No one likes homework
maybe Secretary chick
who likes to feel pain

 

I hate homework so.
One day I will murder it,
and bury the corpse.

 

Opressive homework
keeping kids under control
Teachers are Nazis

 

Nazies are not good.
why you speak of bad nazies?
speak of puppy dogs.

 

YOU BROKE GOODWIN'S LAW!
SAD, THIS THREAD NOW HAS TO DIE!
SHAME ON YOU M.D.!