So NV The Haiku Thread

Emperor Moron
It has a nice ring to it
Taste Force Light-en-ing!

 

that is the most crazy
claim i have ever beheld.
light-en-ing shmitning.

 

I need a cookie
Pink frosting makes it all good
cookies are happy

 

What a second there!
Could swear I heard that before
Or am I psychic?

 

psychic you are not
but you know I like cookies
chocolate is best

 

chocolate chips, Yay!
And Oatmeal ones with raisins!
Oreos are best!

 

Oatmeal with raisins??
Are you completely insane??
Oatmeal chocolate chip

 

Oatmeal chocolate chip?
Could it possibly be done?
That'd be glorious!

 

Raisin's got nothing
On creamy milk chocolate
and chewy oatmeal

 

You made me hungry.
Now you'll have to bake for me
When you come in May.

 

The greatest thing is
to attend a frat party
with dancng robots

 

MoronDude said 'bake'
And speaks of dancing robots
Friends with Mary Jane?

 

Spider-man's girlfriend?
Nah, I'll leave her for Peter.
I'll just stick with weed.

 

sure you will you pot-
head. smoking grass is not some
thing you would even do...

 

How do you know, huh?
Back in the sixties, I was
a huge stoner, dude!

 

Back in the 60's?
And this was in a past life?
That old you are not!

 

he is much older
than he looks. most would say that
he's young...he's 50.

 

Hail the Thought Police!
Bringing us the New Order-
Palpatine was right!

 

As my second act
I'll create an Empire.
Kill all aliens!

 

im so happy that
there is only one more week
of school left now.

 

morondude's icon
is very interesting...
who's that anyways?

 

My icon is this
Anakin trying to kiss
Padme, aint it cute?

 

Finals week is here
Study, Study, I must pass
Then, holiday break!!!!

 

woo! that will be great!
except for that work crap that
i have to go to.

 

Just when you thought it's
safe to visit Tatooine
JAWAS: UTINNI!