So NV The Haiku Thread

uneasy lies the
head that wears the crown. there will
be no rest for us...

 

It is uneasy
Cuz sleeping with a crown on
Is bad for the neck.

 

aw dude! don't you read
shakespeare? silly boys. don't know
a famous quote. man!

 

I know Will Shakespeare
He and I went to different
High Schools together.

 

tee hee! you silly
morondude. why you say such
silly things? tee hee!

 

Haikus are my friends
They are the best things ever
Everyone likes them.

 

Stuck at the Helpdesk
Broken hard drives abound here
Fixing them is hard

 

Stuck at the Helpdesk
No one calls me anymore
Sitting here is hard

 

I would call you up
But trying to get Jeff's job
must do real work now

 

Get Jeff's job you will
Then make a lot of money
I'll mooch off of you

 

The greatest Villians
do not see their actions as
bad in any way.

 

Primates and coffee
What will the board think of next
I guess we're all bored.

 

Played some Cranium
My team: Me and Anthony
We lost twice, fooey!

 

Love to play hangman
with friends until 3 am
at The Rainbow Club

 

The Rainbow Club, huh?
Why must you always go there?
What's the attraction?

 

Really good cheap food
Waitresses tell you about
their future tattoos.

 

Speaking of tattoos,
I have been considering
Wyld Stallyons ones.

 

Don't do it, Moron.
Instead you should get Yoda
Tatooed on your back.

 

write poetry we must!
too long since the last haiku,
come, star wars poets!!

 

It looks to me that
Someone was pretty darn bored
Last night 'round midnight

 

yo prolly right bout
that. i was at da gym with
myself all that.

 

Episode 3 is
less than thirty days away!
How cool is that, huh?

 

May 19th draws near
My excitement is building
I'm going to burst!

 

Excited, I am
But still stuck at the help desk
Want to not be here

 

In less than a week
We will have seen the movie
Can almost taste it!