Amph The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The Desolation of Smaug, Battle of the Five Armies

Discussion in 'Community' started by -Courtney-, Nov 25, 2006.

  1. Sandtrooper92 Jedi Master

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    Right here bud.

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  2. Sandtrooper92 Jedi Master

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    Legolas is a flat, uninteresting character.

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  3. Darkslayer Force Ghost

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    Greedo is a flat, uninteresting character.
  4. PiettsHat Force Ghost

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    Sand troopers are flat, uninteresting characters. Particularly when they get run over by Jawas.
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  5. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Flat, uninteresting characters are flat, uninteresting characters.
  6. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    LCDs are flat, uninteresting televisions.
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  7. Slowpokeking Jedi Grand Master

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    So that's why Smaug and Smeagol's name is so similar? They were both based on Fafnir.
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  8. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Smaug came across as pretty all-knowing for a creature that hadn't been outside for almost a century. He knew of Thorin despite the fact he usurped his Grandfather Thror & Thrain was next in line to the throne before Thorin. He also knew of the gathering darkness (he knew something of the Ring) and generally seemed to have an idea of what was going on with the Company's plan. Barrel riding was of interest to him. Are Dragons psychic or something, or does he have some secret informer who gives him regular status updates?
  9. Volderon Force Ghost

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  10. Rebel_Padawan Force Ghost

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    Clearly Smaug gets weekly updates from the Thrush knocking on the mountain using Morse code
  11. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    The screenwriter told him of course.
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  12. GenAntilles Force Ghost

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    Well Smaug is a hoarder, maybe he's got a palintir.
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  13. Slowpokeking Jedi Grand Master

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    I think the Necromancer might have some kind of connection with him.

    Didn't a bird also knock on the rock to alert him in the end of the first one?
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  15. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Smeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa-- erm, Smaug knows Morse code.
  16. Penguinator RPF Modinator and Batmanager

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    He's got a mind palace. Duh.
  17. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    So you agree that Legolas is a one-dimensional, boring character that only gets fan cred from girls and guys with secret gay feelings or who think jumping about is COOL? But you want to note Greedo is also crap?

    OK, fine. Legolas is useless as are Legolas fanboys; but same goes for Greedo.

    Hooray for consensus.
  18. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    Who would win in a fight?

    Smaug or a Balrog?
  19. Ghost Chosen One

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    Smaug.

    Morgoth led a rebellion against the Valar with his Army of Balrogs. He lost.

    After Morgoth invented Dragons, the Dragons would have defeated the Valar, if it wasn't for Earendil (father of Elrond and Aragorn's ancestor Elros).

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  20. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Who would win in a fight between Legloas and another cardboard cutout?
  21. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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    Mark Hamil?
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  22. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    If you could drain Mount Doom in a three inch tube then how many Lembas pancakes can you fit on top of my hobbit hole?
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  23. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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  24. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    No, honestly? LOTR is not great fantasy. There's so many better fantasy works out there.
  25. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Indeed. JRR Tolkien is a wonderful collector and synthesizer of European folklore that has very little idea how to tell a good story. At all.
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