Amph One Thread To Rule Them All: The Rings of Power + The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings Trilogies

Nic Cage as Aragorn.

Is everyone else asleep at their keyboards? How did I end up posting that one before the rest of you?

 

Orlando Bloom as Legolas.

 

Melissa McCarthy as Gimli.

 

Benadryl Cabbagepatch reprising his role of Sauron, filled with expanded dialogue and 'stache swirling lines never, ever uttered by the Enemy.

 

Hologram James Doohan as Wormtounge.

 

Even the posters are meant to be seen in 3-D, it seems.

 

Let's not get carried away.

 

Anne Hathaway as Arwen

 

I don't mind getting carried away. As long as "away" isn't into a cinema to watch this turd sammich.

 

Haha, I was just joking that Bloom would not make for a believable Legolas.

 

I was joking that the **** will get shoe horned into every middle earth film ever.

 

Yes, he probably would.

 

My what a prodigious prosthetic proboscis you has. Will also look grand in 3D.

 

They've just given up, haven't they.

Although she does remain the most beautiful woman in Middle Earth.

 

Yeah, these latest posters are just... meh.

 

tap tap tapping in on the appeal of the LOTR movies. It's too late to fool anyone though.

 

I watched The Hobbit Part 2 last night. I'll not be doing that again.

 

Man, this thread is just:

 

Charlize Theron as Galadriel

 

I have to give props for this hilarious post

 

guys i understand we hate the hobbit but we can't h8 on cate blanchett ever

her feet remain the only thing selling me on this film

i don't have a feet fetish but LOTR established her as having some badass powerful feet

 

I don't like her performance in the Hobbit, while it was mostly the script's fault.

 

I didn't really like her in the Hobbit or LOTR.

And just to be clear, I don't hate the Hobbit... I just don't like it as much as LOTR. And as I've said before, while I do like LOTR more, I don't see the huge gap between the two that some people do.