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The Hound's Head Casino

Discussion in 'Hounslow UK' started by Nocturnal_Entity, Nov 17, 2002.

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  1. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Welcome to the UK's newest commercial establishment. Here at The Hound's Head Casino, we value customer happiness and satisfaction. In other words, if ya' don't like the service... blame Az. No, just kidding. Anyway, the entire casino is equipped with every gambling game imaginable. Craps, Blackjack, Poker, Slot machines, etc. We also have a bar with a bartender willing to listen to all your problems. So go ahead, take a load off, spend a little cash, have a drink, and converse with your fellow gambler.
     
  2. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //tries slot machines for half an hour

    //doesnt win anything

    //kicks slot machine

    //money pours out of hole kicked in slot machine

    //whistles nochantly while picking up the money

    //walks out quickly
     
  3. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    :eek:

    //Noc sends her tall, muscular henchmen after Garrett. They beat the snot out of him and drag him to the spacious second floor office.
     
  4. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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  5. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [face_devil]

    //Noc proceeds to throwing Garrett out the wide window overlooking the entire casino. He spectacularly smashes through the glass and lands below on a craps table.
     
  6. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //looks at craps table

    i'll have £15 on the next game thanks
     
  7. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //looks around

    Certainly is a load of craps... :p

    //hides from Noc behind a rubber plant
     
  8. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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  9. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //goes to play with one armed bandit.

    //bandit hits Az and runs away

    :(
     
  10. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [face_laugh] @ Az

    //Sits down at bar and orders drink, evilly scheming. [face_devil]
     
  11. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //pretends to be Danny Ocean :p
     
  12. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    //Looks at Az pretending to be Danny Ocean.

    Thank God I decided not to open a "club". :eek:
     
  13. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //preens self in mirrors
     
  14. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    //Meanwhile, Noc sneaks into a corner and goes through the door, finding an observation room and the window that doubles as a mirror. Watches Az picking the food out of his teeth.

    [face_laugh]

    :p
     
  15. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //Az carefully picks the bits of broccoli out from his teeth and fliks them into Noc's drink, as he has been doing for the past 30 mins... :p
     
  16. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    :eek:

    Bartender! New drink, please!

    :_|
     
  17. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    :D

    (note clean shiny teeth) :p
     
  18. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    //Obtains a new martini.

    Anybody up for a game of...

    Go fish? :D
     
  19. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    Magnetic fishing...?

    If so... I'm in... :D

    I have good bait. :p
     
  20. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    First one to get the most fishes gets fifty pounds from the loser.

    //Hovers over game board and looks Az at with a competitive look on her face.

    Ready...set...GO!
     
  21. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //unveils custom rod with an extra large comedy magnet on it.

    //Custom rod scoops up every single fish in the box.

    :D
     
  22. Nocturnal_Entity

    Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Youngling star 3

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    :_|

    //Tosses a fifty pound note at Az and crawls under a table, crying.

    :_|

    No fair!





    :p
     
  23. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //wins on craps
     
  24. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //buys drinks for the three punters...
     
  25. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //tries to play roulette
     
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