The Hound's Head Casino

Discussion in 'Hounslow UK' started by Nocturnal_Entity, Nov 17, 2002.

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  1. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    Oct 27, 2002
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    Welcome to the UK's newest commercial establishment. Here at The Hound's Head Casino, we value customer happiness and satisfaction. In other words, if ya' don't like the service... blame Az. No, just kidding. Anyway, the entire casino is equipped with every gambling game imaginable. Craps, Blackjack, Poker, Slot machines, etc. We also have a bar with a bartender willing to listen to all your problems. So go ahead, take a load off, spend a little cash, have a drink, and converse with your fellow gambler.
  2. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    Nov 19, 2001
    star 4
    //tries slot machines for half an hour

    //doesnt win anything

    //kicks slot machine

    //money pours out of hole kicked in slot machine

    //whistles nochantly while picking up the money

    //walks out quickly
  3. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    :eek:

    //Noc sends her tall, muscular henchmen after Garrett. They beat the snot out of him and drag him to the spacious second floor office.
  4. garrettendi Jedi Master

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  5. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    Oct 27, 2002
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    [face_devil]

    //Noc proceeds to throwing Garrett out the wide window overlooking the entire casino. He spectacularly smashes through the glass and lands below on a craps table.
  6. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    Nov 19, 2001
    star 4
    //looks at craps table

    i'll have £15 on the next game thanks
  7. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    //looks around

    Certainly is a load of craps... :p

    //hides from Noc behind a rubber plant
  8. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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  9. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //goes to play with one armed bandit.

    //bandit hits Az and runs away

    :(
  10. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    [face_laugh] @ Az

    //Sits down at bar and orders drink, evilly scheming. [face_devil]
  11. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    //pretends to be Danny Ocean :p
  12. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    //Looks at Az pretending to be Danny Ocean.

    Thank God I decided not to open a "club". :eek:
  13. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    //preens self in mirrors
  14. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    //Meanwhile, Noc sneaks into a corner and goes through the door, finding an observation room and the window that doubles as a mirror. Watches Az picking the food out of his teeth.

    [face_laugh]

    :p
  15. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    //Az carefully picks the bits of broccoli out from his teeth and fliks them into Noc's drink, as he has been doing for the past 30 mins... :p
  16. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    :eek:

    Bartender! New drink, please!

    :_|
  17. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    :D

    (note clean shiny teeth) :p
  18. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    Oct 27, 2002
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    //Obtains a new martini.

    Anybody up for a game of...

    Go fish? :D
  19. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    Magnetic fishing...?

    If so... I'm in... :D

    I have good bait. :p
  20. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    First one to get the most fishes gets fifty pounds from the loser.

    //Hovers over game board and looks Az at with a competitive look on her face.

    Ready...set...GO!
  21. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //unveils custom rod with an extra large comedy magnet on it.

    //Custom rod scoops up every single fish in the box.

    :D
  22. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    :_|

    //Tosses a fifty pound note at Az and crawls under a table, crying.

    :_|

    No fair!





    :p
  23. garrettendi Jedi Master

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  24. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //buys drinks for the three punters...
  25. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    Nov 19, 2001
    star 4
    //tries to play roulette
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