The Hound's Head Casino

Discussion in 'Hounslow UK' started by Nocturnal_Entity, Nov 17, 2002.

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  1. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    //Draws a grenade launcher, but upon realization this is her own casino, she sheepishly puts it away. [face_blush]
  2. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //puts package on counter.

    //runs away [face_devil]
  3. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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  4. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //is disappointed Noc doesn't appreciate the beautiffuly gift-wrapped present on the counter... :(
  5. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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  6. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //downs whiskey

    //climbs into laundry trolley
  7. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    //Trolley is then rolled off by a maintenance employee to the laundry room. Az is drumped into a giant washing machine along with the linens. [face_devil]
  8. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //spins round and round, with a soiled sheet stuck to his face... [face_plain]
  9. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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  10. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //emerges all fluffy and dazed
  11. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    //Az's hair is puffed out Afro style.

    Nice hair, Az. It's too bad you missed the 70's. :p
  12. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    I didn't. I lived for 3 whole years in it... :p

    //dances to Leo Sayer
  13. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    [face_laugh]

    //Watches Az strutting his stuff on the disco floor, which lights up in different colors.

    Great, all we need now is a disco ball. :p [face_laugh]
  14. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //uses the words 'dances' in a very loose term... :p

  15. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    [face_plain]

    //Shrugs and goes back to the bar. :p
  16. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //begins to tapdance, whereupon a score of glamourous dancers emerge from the shadows, complete with lavish silver costumes. Big band music begins to play as Az is accompanied by many more choreographed dancers. Fireworks and sparklers go off. The centre platform where Az is dancing rises above the ground, as do two other platforms to the rear. Two elephants emerge and climb onto these platforms and balance on their hind legs. Az's routine comes to a crescendo as 200 fireworks and rockets fire off and fill the air with a hundred different colours...

    :p
  17. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Az, have you considered a career in showbiz?
  18. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    ...only the porno business.... :p ;)
  19. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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  20. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    ...but I cannot really discuss such matters on this site. When I was a poor student, I was asked to join a male 'escort' service... ;) [face_devil]
  21. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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  22. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    Its gospel. :cool:

    But I felt 'apprehensive' about the possibility of having to service the more.... mature.... lady. [face_plain]

    ...having seen Deuce Bigalow...

    //coughs
  23. Nocturnal_Entity Jedi Knight

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  24. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    :p

    Didn't do it. I suffered in a supermarket instead... ;)
  25. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    wieeeeeeeeeeeerd.

    dang i failed on the roulette table.

    can i take a turn on the disco floor?
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