The Hound's Head Casino

//Draws a grenade launcher, but upon realization this is her own casino, she sheepishly puts it away.

 

//puts package on counter.

//runs away

 

//Dives for cover.

 

//is disappointed Noc doesn't appreciate the beautiffuly gift-wrapped present on the counter...

 

//Feels bad.

 

//downs whiskey

//climbs into laundry trolley

 

//Trolley is then rolled off by a maintenance employee to the laundry room. Az is drumped into a giant washing machine along with the linens.

 

//spins round and round, with a soiled sheet stuck to his face...

 

LMFAO!

 

//emerges all fluffy and dazed

 

//Az's hair is puffed out Afro style.

Nice hair, Az. It's too bad you missed the 70's.

 

I didn't. I lived for 3 whole years in it...

//dances to Leo Sayer

 

//Watches Az strutting his stuff on the disco floor, which lights up in different colors.

Great, all we need now is a disco ball.

 

//uses the words 'dances' in a very loose term...

 

//Shrugs and goes back to the bar.

 

//begins to tapdance, whereupon a score of glamourous dancers emerge from the shadows, complete with lavish silver costumes. Big band music begins to play as Az is accompanied by many more choreographed dancers. Fireworks and sparklers go off. The centre platform where Az is dancing rises above the ground, as do two other platforms to the rear. Two elephants emerge and climb onto these platforms and balance on their hind legs. Az's routine comes to a crescendo as 200 fireworks and rockets fire off and fill the air with a hundred different colours...

 

Az, have you considered a career in showbiz?

 

...only the porno business....

 

...but I cannot really discuss such matters on this site. When I was a poor student, I was asked to join a male 'escort' service...

 

Uh-huh.

 

Its gospel.

But I felt 'apprehensive' about the possibility of having to service the more.... mature.... lady.

...having seen Deuce Bigalow...

//coughs

 

Didn't do it. I suffered in a supermarket instead...

 

wieeeeeeeeeeeerd.

dang i failed on the roulette table.

can i take a turn on the disco floor?