So CO The "I Am So Bored That I Would Take The Time To Type This" Thread...

We're asleep because we're old.

We're bored because it's hot.


I want a dilly bar.

 

and everyone seems to be gone during the day.

 

What would you do for a klondike bar? (sp)

 

Just got back from a week in North Carolina...selling my Granny's old place...

I'm sad and tired...

 

mmmmdilly bar. buster bars sound so good right now too.

 

Hmmm... I must not be old because I don't sleep much...

 

Alright old man, you will always be older than me...

I am feeling much better today...the southern is wearing off...but southern is so fun tu speek ya know...

 

I'm hungry and don't know what to eat.

 

Try squeezie cheese on a Toasted Cracker. It made my daughters happy a few minutes ago.

Yoda is staring at me. He is wanting me to ask him a yes or no question. Answer he will a yes or no question...

"Should I go do something more productive?"

"The answer you seek is Yes."

No, really, should I go fold the laundry?"

"The answer you seek is Yes."

Maybe, I meant should I go right now and fold the laundry?"

Simple question you ask, yes, I answer."

Are you really worth the $5 I spent on you from the Target clearance rack?"

The answer you seek is No."

Should I put you in the closet so you won't stare at me?"

Disturbing this question is...meditate on this I will."

 

3 minutes later...

"Clearing your mind are you or another question wish you to ask?"

[Kaety puts Yoda on the shelf and is obviously not folding laundry. Rebelling against the master is she.]

 

Rebelling against the teaching and instruction of THE Jedi master.... Tsk. Tsk.

I always knew that deep down you want to be Sith...

 

It's alive!

 

I just found out that the bed=head stuff that D_N_T makes his hair look so cool with doesn't do a thing for my long hair...now I just have stiff long hair.

 

is the bedhead stuff stiffer than hair glue? That's what zoom uses. and it has the same consistency and look as elmer's glue...



Personally, it takes a major event or time to kill to get me to put stuff in my hair.

 

I am like that with hair too - thus my messy look. If it takes more than 30seconds and a blowdryer I don't do it but I let it airdry today and it was all flyaway and getting in my face so I thought it would be brilliant to use that stuff to smooth it down...yeah, brilliant alright!

 

I'm ripping a cd...RIP ... I think I will add that word to my list of words that I don't like because they are ugly sounding...

Puny
Raw
Squat
Globule
Rip (although this is definitely the best word on the list)

Anybody got any others?

 

Smirk, I hate that word.

fatigue, because I have issues with it.

Egsauhsted... as you can see, because I can't spell it no matter what!!!!!

 

colonel. not so much cause how it sounds, but because of how its spelt. whats wrong with kernel. nothing that i see.

 

boredom. hmm that is a weird thing. I Have it all the time. Its like a leech that when you thing you are doing somthing fun it bites you in the butt. That is a wide spread thing with a lot of the poeple in the world today. But I guess if we all get to gether and party hardy it will be okay. BBQ BBQ BBQ BBQ BBQ BBQ Makes me hungrey just thinking of it. By the way who is ready to get wooooooooooooooooooooooped in sparring? huh? huh?

JEDI KNIGHT ALESTOR

 

I have a meeting in 5 minutes. Right now...it could go either good...or bad. Let's just hope the overlord is having a good day, and is pleased that while I'm not working on what I should be working on, I'm still working on something high priority that needs to be done before the end of next week.

 

Meeting is starting late, but she responded my IM with "Hi Josh...[blahblahblah]"...which is a good indication that I'm not going to be killed. Generally, the use of no name is bad, as are other greeting-types of words longer than 2 letters.

 

Meeting's going well so far...

 

thats a good thing.

 

Zoom - What knda meeting are you having...

You're people to cheap to let you use a telephone???

IM meetings must be awful... I mean, how can you play Civ if you are IM-ing

 

No. My people are too cheap to give me an office. They just moved our entire section at work to remote working. Now I have to have an extra phone line installed (tried getting them to just get me another cell, but for some reason they didn't like that idea), and need to figure out a somewhat permanent office setting at home (the plus side being...I can deduct that off my taxes). Will also get Internet reimbursed. Yay. Time to get 6MB pointed at me.

The plus side, when I *do* go in, I'll have an office with a door now. LOL.

Meeting was over the phone. But half the time we're IM'ing all day cuz that's how they keep track of us. If Zoom doesn't respond within 10 minutes, it must mean he's off doing something he shouldn't be. After 15, they call. I've tested this. LOL.