JCC The IKEA thread

I don't own any IKEA furniture but I got 15/20 on the quiz.

 

I started the quiz and was informed Absu and Craft were "death metal" bands so I promptly closed it.

 

Absu were death on their first one.

Truth is for both you said IKEA didn't you?

DIDN'T YOU RAMZA?

 

the generic riffing used for each correct metal band answer was cracking me up.

 

Exactly one BM band worth talking about has come out of the state I grew up in and you think I'm going to confuse that for a Skubb?

Edit: Anyway I got an 18/20 and most of the bands weren't death metal. WTF?

 

wolves in the throne room?

 

I just assumed that everything at IKEA is named after a death metal band.

 

Or if not WITTR, maybe Ash Borer?

I don't know your state Ramza, since i assume you meant the territorial concept of a state and not "Drunkenly mystic".

 

he's too lofty to stoop down and bless us with an answer.

 

(Probably listening to Cradle of Filth and thinking he's BM.)

 

I grew up in Texas. Hence Absu.

 

hmmm indeed.

 

So why do you like Cradle of Filth?

 

Because sometimes you desperately need to listen to a dying goose gorging itself on fecal matter and have to settle for a close approximation.

 

I love that no matter what, you can answer anything. SPONTANEOUS FREEDOM. WOOOOO.

 

No IKEA store near me, but rather "point of sale" outlets run by a regional franchisee that offer unreliable delivery dates and ****poor customer service. Otherwise, that Expedit bookcase would be a must get item.

 

I've never been to IKEA or know the location of a nearest store; it's kinda like Hogwarts to me. This magical place that everyone speaks of.

 

I got 19/20.

Being Swedish I grew up surrounded by Billys, Bennos and all sort of IKEA stuff.

 

god, this site is so stupid. i mean, nobody hates sweden more than i do, but this is one of the stupidest "articles" i've ever seen.

 

art from http://drakefenwick.deviantart.com/ (warning NSFW)

 

so nobody found the whole "ingvar kamprad, literal nazi sympathizer" thing at all interesting huh?

 

Old news

 

i wasnt aware this thread was firmly poised on the cutting edge of IKEA news