The Imperial Lounge - "Ewok, it tastes like Chicken!"

Hey Thrawn, how's Iggy today?

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

Hey Iggy, want to play some more poker?

 

hello master

Hey Iggy do you want to play with Cocidius?

 

Ah-well my first thought was to get a Pet Stormtrooper, but then i saw weeble and believe me ben, your pet Wampa wouldn't stand a chance against Weeble, he's about 10", he's a special Tauntaun

 

A pet stormie
Why am i not suprised that came from you ST.

 

Who wants to play poker?

 

POKER! This is the Star Wars Universe we play sabbac here and no I am not interested. I do not trust you.

 

I have an idea, ewok and Slanir. Why don't we let our pets play sabaac/poker with ben, and if he cheats they can rip him apart.

 

Sounds good, but a tantaun that rips people apart

 

Oh he's prepared, remember Tauntauns have tusks, and Weeble's are especially big

 

Um.................. *thinks this through*

! He can spit on him! Tauntaun spit's gotta be gross.

 

I was thinking that weeble could just bash Kenobi with his tusks, same idea as using a war mace.

 

Look at this people. Weeble come here a sec *Weeble walks in* Ok Weeble, see that target at the end of the Lounge, Sick *Weeble grunts affirmativly runs up to its target and proceeds to tear it limb from limb using its mouth and tusks*.

 

Very nice ST

 

Good job, Weeble! I'm impressed.


*Iggy looks at me questioningly* Oh, all right. Iggy, see that log? *Iggy nods* Turn it into a nutcracker for me. *Iggy roars, pounces on the log, and growls and rips at it until it is shaped like a Darth Vader nutcracker*

 

Nice Iggy. I am not one to show off my talents or that of my pets.

 

Normally I don't either. Iggy is the one who likes to show off. You should see him do ballet.

Excuse me for a few minutes. I'm gonna go put up some decorations and surprise my mum.

 

It's like Star Wars Pokemon!

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

Ok master, see you when you get back

EDIt: So where is your pet Sid?
Hey Kenobi still interested in playing sabac against a rancor, nexu, and tantaun?

 

Very well Thrawn. You were a good boy Weeble but there no more threats, you can relax now *Weeble nods and sits down where he is*

 

does webble like chocolate ST?

 

Yes he does, just dont feed him white chocolate

 

What is wrong with white chocolate?

*gives weeble, Iggy, and Cocidius milk chocolate*

 

*Runs next door to the pet shop and buys a Varactyl*

*Walks her into the lounge*

Here she is!

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

Very nice, what is here name?