The Imperial Lounge - 'Roast Ewok, That's What's For Dinner!'

Welcome!

...to the Imperial Lounge, the only place where Imperials are welcome and made to feel at home. Our bartender is Wuher, straight out of Mos Eisley, Tattooine. He has one strict rule...

NO BLASTERS and NO DROIDS!

Though I've allowed small translation droids and those annoying mouse droids. The only blasters allowed are the ones carried by the Imperial officers and the stormtroopers at the entrance and over by the kitchen.

For starters, the first fifty posts Waru will be giving out free drinks and a nice lovely blazing blue Imperial emblem pin. If anyone wants any autographs from the Empire's best and brightest officers you can find them over in the Officer's Lounge.

Just uh, don't slur Admiral Firmus Piett's given name when you address him. Heh.


Mod Edit: Fixed that name blunder

 

Waru is the weird alien from the Crystal Star. Wuher is the dude from the Mos Eisley Cantina.

 

Hmm...Well, I'm getting it fixed.

DV, I don't laugh at your mistakes so no need to laugh at mine.

 

DV doesn't make mistakes.

 

Enters the lounge with Yamon

Wow, a new lounge! What happened to the old one?

 

It was locked at my request. I felt that the skits in there were keeping people away.

 

Uh... what's a skit?

Yamon starts paging the dictionary

Do you have a recording of the original Lounge somewhere? You know, the atmosphere there was so great, and I'd like to keep something to remember it... And I promise I won't hand it over to Intel *wink wink*

 

Veers: This is a skit.

Piett: What he said.

 

I was kidding around before, dude. Sorry if you took offense.

 

Ahhhh, nothin' beats a drink or two (or eight) in the ole Imperial Lounge. Good to be back in here!

Hello fellow Imperials!

 

Its been so long since I've talked in the Lounge that I practially forgot who frequented the place.

Except for Jello and moff_Sammael

 

Just thought I would come visit your place Mitth. BTW, I'll take you up on that free drink.

 

Only fair.

Well since Waru is in the first post twice and only one got edited, he's now Wuher's assistant Bartender.

Waru slides RockDragon her drink of choice

 

Just for future reference: Alcohol IS my drink of choice! (in any form mind you)
LOL

I just got an idea! I can start a new thread!

The EUAA: you know who you are!

LOL

It'd be fun!!!

 

The EU Alcohal Addict thread?

 

Yupp. Well no.....all the alcoholics make socks, and it will be,

The Expanded Universe's Alcoholics Anonymous:
you know who you are!

LOL

 

Hey...are TIE Pilot's welcome?

 

Walks out and checks the Lounge sign, drags TIEPilot with him What does the sign say?

 

Feed yourself, Grand Admiral.

 

Shakes head at Jello

WHEN I SAID FEED YOURSELF I MEANT FOR YOU TO GO ASK THE BARTENDER!!

I'm the Manager.

 

Cool!

*Grabs a root beer*