The Imperial Lounge: "Try Our Deep Fried Killik!"

As originally posted by the founder of the Imperial Lounge, CmdrMitthrawnuruodo:

Welcome!

...to the Imperial Lounge Trois, the only place where Imperials are welcome and made to feel at home. Our bartender is Wuher, straight out of Mos Eisley, Tattooine. He has one strict rule...

NO BLASTERS and NO DROIDS!

Though I've allowed small translation droids and those annoying mouse droids. The only blasters allowed are the ones carried by the Imperial officers and the stormtroopers at the entrance and over by the kitchen.

For starters, the first fifty posts Wuher will be giving out free drinks and a nice lovely blazing blue Imperial emblem pin. If anyone wants any autographs from the Empire's best and brightest officers you can find them over in the Officer's Lounge.

Just uh, don't slur Admiral Firmus Piett's given name when you address him. Heh.

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And posted by me, Thrawn1786, the Senator of this fine establishment:

Names to Remember
Owner and Founder of the Imperial Lounge: CmdrMitthrawnuruodo
Senator of the Imperial Lounge: Thrawn1786
Senatorial Aides of the Imperial Lounge: Tyranus230, Darth_Gangrenous
Bartender of the Imperial Lounge: Jejerrod-Lennox
Assistant Bartender:: neila_nuruodo

Rules to Remember
1)NO BLASTERS! Anything else, however, is perfectly legal.

2)NO DROIDS! Not even mouse droids.

3)Every day of the year shall be ewok hunting season. Especially if ewok_jedi or lieutenant_ketch are present.

4)Pets, such as rancors, tauntauns, and what have you are allowed, as long as they do not eat the patrons.

5)The rafters of the Lounge are reserved for any and all vampires.

6)Always have a piece of chocolate in your pocket for Iggy, the resident rancor, and all shall go well.
6a)Always be sure to taunt Palps with said piece of chocolate before giving it to Iggy.

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That said........Version Three of the Lounge already! Amazing!

 

Ooo, nice and shiney new place you have here, sis.

 

I feel so loved

yay a new lounge to cause mischief and chaos in ..... I mean bean a completely civil patron in, yeah thats what I mean

In honor of the Empire

 

The new place looks great.

 

mayhaps i'll hang around here some...

nice shiny new thread rach, congrats.

 

Yeah you should hang around here Trim, just be wary of crossbow bolts flying around, I have to get the bartender her excercise on a regular basis

 

*throws ice cube at ewok* Problematic ewok.

 

*walks in and orders a Jeru tea*

Here, Palps I got somethin' for you! No, it's for Iggy!

*gives Iggy chocolate*

 

Did some one say my name?

Hello CW

 

Hey CW sis!

*Iggy growls a thank you as Palps whimpers and tries to burst forth from his chains*

 

So much fun to tease, isn't it.

 

Hi, EJ, Thrawn sis, and Neila. Can't say I feel sorry for Palps.

 

*shakes head* EJ, you're just bad... you know that?

palps is kinda overrated in my book

 

Yeah but we have lots of fun tormenting him.

 

Hey everybody.

 

Well Yeah I know that, but others in here know it better than me. Ewoks will be ewoks when imperials are around

How are you CW?

 

Hello Ewok. How's it going?

 

Hey wanderguard, pretty good just finishing up my laundry

 

Hi, EJ and D_w.

I'm okay.

 

I hate my memory.

 

Hiya CW

You have a memory Neila?

 

I think everyone does, bro.

 

Not me. Or at least, mine's very defective...

 

WHA?! They do?! I was never told that!

 

What, you didn't get the memo?