The Imperial Lounge.

All non-imperial force-users are under arrest by order of the Emperor.


Free drinks to all imperial personel.

 

Yes!!!!!!! Free drinks!!!!

 

Frodo step away. Far away.

 

Frodo and I will have a Pint.

 

Maybe half empty.

 

What??

(not half emty, half Full!!)
^_^

 

Are you really on the Dark side?

 

No, I think they're just...on the side...

 

ya, I was arguing with you for the hell of it. The argument of the cup will always go on.
it's half empty if you drink half, and if you fill half, it's half full. duh.
^_^

 

Uh, hey what's up?

 

Nice to see you.Make your self comfortable.

 

Waves Inari on over to the Officer's Table, shoves Needa further into the booth and scoots down to make room for Inari and Thrawn

NEEDA: "We need a bigger table."

ME: "No kidding. We could always throw out the egotistical officers?" glances at Jello "Especially ones that eat all of the Rebel Wings."

 

Come on, let's make love not war.

 

Admiral Piett raises an eyebrow at Padme

PIETT: "Why not both?"

VEERS: "I use to do that, when my wife was alive." Suddenly looks sad as he remembers his wife, but only for a moment.

PIETT: "Heh, no wonder you were late for duty all those times back then." Laughs

VEERS, elbows Piett in the ribs: "And last I checked, you couldn't stay away from that one girlfriend of yours."

PIETT, blushes: "Christine was worth it."

VEERS: "So how come there isn't a 'Christine Piett' in your dossier?"

PIETT: "Alright, thats enough General."

Veers chuckles and takes a sip of his ale

NEEDA: "Bah, if we don't make war then I and others are out of a job."

PELLAEON: "Besides, go tell that to the rebel terrorists. Not us."

 

Shakes his head

No thanks.

Glances at Inari for some help

 

It's almost happy hour.

 

An Imperial Inquisitor walks in from a hard day work of converting and killing Jedi. Plus he's extremely drunk. Looks around with a scowl on his face and notices the Imperial officers. He smirks at them while saluting them.

I want to know one thing. How does it feel to be choked!

Laughs hysterically and falls face first hitting the floor. Another Inquisitor walks in and shakes his head in disgust.

I'm extremely sorry for my partners rudness. I bid you farewell.

He picks up the now unconscious Inquisitor and drags him outside the bar.

 

Needa scowls after the Inquisitors

NEEDA: Bloody freaks.

VEERS: I hate to admit it, but those kind make me nervous.

PIETT: You? Nervous? Pshaw!

ME: The Emperor should have them disbanded now that there are practically no Jedi left to hunt.

THRAWN: I agree. All that is left now for them are the Sith. The question is, will they turn on the Emperor and Lord Vader?

The officers stare at Thrawn

ME: Let's hope not.

ALL: Agreed.

VEERS: Bartender! Another Tannab fruitbeer!

ME, turns his attention to Inari: Hows Project Blue Book going?

 

Hey! I'm just stopping by! Do I get a balloon or free magnetic photo frame or something for showing up?

 

*walks into the lounge*

Hello everyone I am here!!!!!!!!

 

Well you get a free drink.

 

The Imperial officers groan as soon as they see one of the Jedi Hobbits

THRAWN, looks perplexed since he wasn't here yesterday: "Is something wrong?"

VEERS, leans over to Thrawn: "Beware of the Jedi Hobbits."

THRAWN: "Okay."

 

Yipee! More free drinks.

 

All righty then.