The Incredible Thread That Wouldn't Die!

I'm sick of posting a message and coming back a few hours later to find it six pages down. This thread is gonna stay at the top. Come on, just try and kill it!
Oh, and you can discuss stuff here as well, if you want.

 

yo' momma and yo' poppa!

 

Ha, Ha Humble. The Cubans can stay!

 

I doubt this post will never die, they all do sooner or later.

 

this is wack...

 

Everything dies.
Even tulips.

 

Yes, but Spring comes and the tulips come back.
Actually, they never die as the bulbs go into hibernation.

 

I'll revive the thread if you call me Corn-fed.

 

<sighs>

I cannot be a threadkiller again. I have no patience.

 

What a pointless thread. Let's stop it rising to the top.

 

yes, let's do.

 

This is the thread that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend...

 

we just, started posting, not knowing what it was...

 

Ha, thought you could defeat me that easy? This thread will keep going, and going, and going . . .

 

I know C.P.R. Standing by in case of emergency.

 

*falls over*

 

any star wars fans in the house?

 

SW fans on the JC what an UNUSUAL concept!

 

star... what?

Isn't that the movie with the Klingons and stuff?

 

TIMMAH!

 

no, no, NO! its the one where santa claus gets abducted my martians! sheesh..

 

Oh, yeah....

 

uh-huh.....

DarthNut,
the nuttiest guy around.

 

TIMMAH! Now, you will all experience the incredible wonders of the Plane - t arium.

Look out, it's comin' right for us!

 

Yes well.

Anybody ever read "The Non-Existent Knight" or "The Cloven Viscount"?