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JCC The Infamous "If I had a Dollar..." Thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by DANNASUK, Nov 15, 2017.

  1. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    If you had a dollar, what you buy? I'd buy ice cream.

    (see Jabba-wocky, I can make non-animal threads!)
     
  2. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Where are you getting ice cream for a dollar? I'm moving there.
     
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  3. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    My secret hiding place.
     
  4. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    I'd buy a Snickers bar in China.
     
  5. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i'd buy theforce.net, then get a bagel with the change.
     
  7. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    Oh, that's just mean Tom.
     
  8. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Bagels for less than a dollar as well? Where the hell do you people live?
     
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  9. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Yeah Tom, don't be bragging about your access to cheap bagels.
     
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  10. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'd exchange it for .85 euros, minus fees.
     
  11. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    50 cents a pop at the old safeway. actually they might be more now. i was having a real hard time coming up with anything to finish the joke.
     
  12. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    Again, my secret hiding place.
     
  13. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    If I had a dollar, I might give you ninety-nine.
     
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  14. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    Thanks to hyper inflation, you might be able to buy a country for a dollar.
     
  15. SithSense

    SithSense Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    If I had a dollar,
    Ya ha deedle deedle
    Bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
    All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
    If I had a dollar bill.
     
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  16. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    Have I unintentionally made reference to a song?
     
  17. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Probably, but no harm done, man.
     
  18. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    Well isn't that amazing.
     
  19. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    and I thought this thread would be 'If I had a dollar for everytime...'
     
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  20. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Well then I guess we could get a lot of ice cream at Danna's secret place.
     
  21. LionL

    LionL Jedi Youngling

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    If I had a dollar I'd change it for 76 pence and then I'd buy 80 teabags (28p) and 500ml of Longlife milk (44p) from ASDA. Then I'd have a cuppa and still have 4p change.
     
  22. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    A bag of Cheez-Its from the vending machine at work.
     
  23. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    You're not allowed to visit.
     
  24. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'd buy an exotic pet... like a llama or an emu.
     
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  25. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    I'd buy Venezuela for Lord Vivec, so he can finally live in a socialist paradise.