The Interview That Never Was

By general demand, here's the interview with Jello that I never got to turn in! Read it and laugh. Or cry.

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First of all, I want to express my gratitude for allowing me to exploit you in order to advance in a subjective contest which really has little to no bearing on my life. :p That said, let's get on with the questions!

[b]Why did you agree to this interview? [/b]

Well, there's a simple reason for it--my sheer grandeur ought to be shared with the world, like the sweet nectar of the gods.

[b]You mentioned the gods. Which god do you identify with the most? [/b]

I would not presume to identify myself with the gods. That would be hybris.

[b]Ah yes. The arrogance that inspires a mortal to believe he's better than the gods. Which brings me to the next question.

What inspired you to join the JCF? [/b]

Call it the JC. And call it JCC. None of these 'F's and 'Y's please. :p

I used to post at jedinet back in the day, and they always made fun of the JC as a terrible, fascistic forum. One day, I decided to check the place out, and I was amazed to discover how quickly this place moved. Multiple posts in a single day? Extraordinary, especially when I had a 1 hour dialup window to use.

[b]Something against F's and Y's?[/b] :p

[b]If you could change one thing about the JC, what would that be? [/b]

I would get paid massive sums of money for posting here.

[b]I see. And what would you do with all of that money?[/b]

Buy the majority stake in the JC. I think it would make a lot of people happy. :D

[b]Speaking of happy people, if you could meet one person from the entire Star Wars saga, who would it be and why?[/b]

Waru. Because it would be hilarious.

[b][i]That[/i] is a conversation I'd love to see. [face_laugh]

You once mentioned a hatred for dear old Pelly. If you could say one thing to Grand Admiral Pellaeon, what would it be? [/b]

I'm sorry, as a moderator, I have to observe the TOS.

[b]It seems that you do take your job as a moderator seriously. Which forum is more fun to moderate, EUC or JCC? [/b]

Is this one of those questions like if you'd rather die a horrible death by falling into hot lava or freezing cold water?

[b]Well, you must have a preference. [/b]

I suppose I must.

 

Great interview...

 

Thanks, but it was Jello doing most of the work.

 

Very funny

 

Why, thank you!