The Irish Jedi has posted!

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Jedi_Hood, Jun 21, 2001.

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  1. MON CAL WARRIOR Jedi Master

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    Dec 4, 1998
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    The old dude. I think I saw that tv episode. It was with the lady who could fart out her nose, and not have to smell it.
  2. MON CAL WARRIOR Jedi Master

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    Too bad you can't smell stuff through the TV
  3. [Red3] Jedi Knight

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    Nov 4, 1999
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    Yeah, I always wanted to know how bad a tauntaun really smells.
  4. The Irish Jedi Jedi Master

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    Aug 17, 1998
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    I know Tauntaun Stirfry smelled like ****.
  5. MON CAL WARRIOR Jedi Master

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    Dec 4, 1998
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    Are you sure it was the tauntan and not the human cooking it?
  6. Admiral Maciejewski Jedi Master

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    Aug 9, 1998
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    Tauntan is the fruit of the wastelands of Hoth. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, tauntan-kabobs, tauntan creole, tauntan gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple tauntan, lemon tauntan, coconut tauntan, pepper tauntan, tauntan soup, tauntan stew, tauntan salad, tauntan and potatoes, tauntan burger, tauntan sandwich. That's about it.
  7. The Irish Jedi Jedi Master

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    Aug 17, 1998
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    Oh, but you forgot the ever-delectable Tuantaun testicle ice pop. The kids love it.
  8. [Red3] Jedi Knight

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    Man, I thought those were frozen meatballs. Thanks a lot, Irish......
  9. MON CAL WARRIOR Jedi Master

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    You don't want to know what the creamy sauce is..
  10. The Agenda Book Jedi Knight

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  11. Jan lo Jedi Knight

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    Jul 25, 1998
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    Sorry to hear about your da, Irish, but we're glad you're still kicking. Red and Mon Cal need a good kick every once in a while. [face_laugh]

    Now, stop making me laugh, guys! I'm choking on my T.L.T. sandwitch, here!
  12. MON CAL WARRIOR Jedi Master

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    Dec 4, 1998
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    Doesn't everyone love the fishes cause they're so delicious?
  13. [Red3] Jedi Knight

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    Nov 4, 1999
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    You mean it's not carbonara sauce?

    I don't like fish. They have bones in them.

  14. Admiral Maciejewski Jedi Master

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    Aug 9, 1998
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  15. Jedi_Hood Force Ghost

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    Feb 10, 2000
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    Bleck - those goldfish are evil.
  16. Jan lo Jedi Knight

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    Jul 25, 1998
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    Evil, yes. But they have a great jingle! (I think I need to get myself a great jingle, too.)
  17. [Red3] Jedi Knight

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    Nov 4, 1999
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    That's easy. Just buy some bells and put them on you clothes.
  18. [Red3] Jedi Knight

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    Nov 4, 1999
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    I know how you can get a jiggle too.....
  19. Admiral Maciejewski Jedi Master

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    Aug 9, 1998
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    I have a jingle: My Girlfriend is Inflateable.
  20. [Red3] Jedi Knight

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    Nov 4, 1999
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    So in other words, she's an airhead.
  21. Santee Ordrin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 9, 1998
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  22. Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 3, 1999
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    How many weeks did it take to get your woman? :D
  23. Sith Vicious Jedi Master

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    Jun 8, 1999
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    Calm down Maddux, I'm sure they'll Fed-Ex it to you if you're that desperate...
  24. [Red3] Jedi Knight

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    Nov 4, 1999
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    Yeah, she hardly takes up any space either. The only problem is that she can't fetch the beer.....;)
  25. Jeff 42 Manager Emeritus

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    Sep 14, 1998
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    This thread makes me laugh.

    Too bad that Pyrus's posts are gone.

    Oh well.
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