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The IRS comes to Coruscant (aka. The Revenge of the Healers - a JA fanfic)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Jedi_Daphne, May 1, 2000.

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  1. Jedi_Daphne

    Jedi_Daphne Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "You see, Jemmiah and I were just trying to get some sleep when Qui-Gon picked me up and started yelling at me. I didn't do a thing, Jedi's honor."

    "That's not true and you know it. I was just trying to be a kind, understanding Master, letting Obi-Wan and Jemmiah sleep out here since Obi-Wan's bed is so small, and I look down and see them on top of each other."

    Jemmiah looked absolutely horrified at the implications. "Now look here. I may be Correlian, but I have some standards. I am not doing a thing in front of HIM." Pointing as Qui-Gon she added, "he was sleeping on the couch," for emphasis.

    Obi-Wan controled the blush spreading across his face, before regaining the power of speech. "I rolled over. That's it. What was I going to do with her? She even tried to torture me and..."

    "Enough that is. Sleep you all will. Go we must."

    The crowd bolted into the hall leaving the threesome alone. Collapsing into fits of giggles, Yoda had to say it.

    "Feathers they look good in. Boas they should wear."

    It was 10 minutes before they began to breathe again.
     
  2. HealerLeona

    HealerLeona Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh, gosh, too funny.
     
  3. Luke S.

    Luke S. Jedi Youngling

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    Alright, my parents are yelling at me, and I'm lightheaded from too much laughter. POST!!!
     
  4. Jemmiah

    Jemmiah Jedi Master star 5

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    Love it!
     
  5. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nice!
     
  6. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nice!
     
  7. Jedi_Daphne

    Jedi_Daphne Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Obi-Wan rubbed his hand once more. //I never thought it would feel so good to get away from Jemmy.//

    //Just don't let her know that, padawan. It might be hazardous to your health.//

    The Master and Padawan entered the small conference room attached to the infirmary and tried not to wonder too loudly why they had been summoned.

    Reining in their surprise at seeing Master Yoda and An-Paj teamed up, they seated themselves across the table after a brief bow.

    "Reporting as requested, Masters."

    "Problem we have. Audited we were. Expensive Healers are. Humph."

    "What does that have to do with Obi-Wan and myself, Master?"

    "Use too many supplies you do. Depleating the galaxy of bacta you are. Over budget they are."

    An-Paj cleared his throat self-conciously. They look more unhappy every second. Once this is over, bolt.

    "Accountants last night you saw. Decision they reached. On a budget all field teams will be. 1,000,000 credits you each will have."

    "I understand Master. It seems everthing would be in order then. Why confer with us seperately? Surely all the teams are affected."

    "Difficult you two are. Hurt, sick, and shot you always seen to be. When budget gone, fundraise you will."

    "Understood Master."

    "Dismissed you are."

    Rising they made their way out the door, missing the knowing looks Yoda and An-Paj exchanged.

    //Master, how much bacta will a million credits buy anyways?//

    //I don't know padawan, I just don't know.//

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    There will be a short epilogue following, but this is basically the end.
     
  8. Luke Skywalker Himself

    Luke Skywalker Himself Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oh, too funny!!!
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Master, how much bacta will one million credits supply?
     
  9. HealerLeona

    HealerLeona Jedi Padawan star 4

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    AWWWWW, not the end already. This has been such a great story Daphne.
     
  10. Kenobi Maul

    Kenobi Maul Jedi Padawan star 4

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  11. Jemmiah

    Jemmiah Jedi Master star 5

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    Sob! I hate it when a good story ends. I hope you have many more stories to tell us!
     
  12. Jedi_Daphne

    Jedi_Daphne Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Epilogue

    "Chancellor, there is only one option. The trade deficit between Bactaen and the Republic is simply too large."

    "It seems so drastic. Surely there must be another way."

    "I'm afraid not."

    "The Republic will have to increase the cost of bacta, Chancellor."

    "We all have agreed, sir. The increase is small enough to only affect those who use it in massive quantities."

    "Alright. Bring me the treaty. I'll sign it."

    --------------------

    Half a galaxy away...

    "Look out Padawan!"

    "Behind you Master!"

    "Quick! On the shuttle!"

    Woosh!

    Slumping against the shuttle door, Qui-Gon eyed his apprentice.

    //It hurts Master.//

    //I know. Let's get you in a bunk and back to the healers.//

    //Yes, Master... What about you Master?//

    //Nothing a little bacta won't fix.//

    //What would we do without bacta master?//

    //Fall apart I suppose...//

    The End
     
  13. mouse2

    mouse2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Too Funny!!

    I hope you give us more stories. If you do please put a warning on them so that others don't ruin their keyboard by spewing Coke all over it!

     
  14. Jemmiah

    Jemmiah Jedi Master star 5

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    I agree with mouse2. That was brilliant!
     
  15. jet-eye-master

    jet-eye-master Jedi Youngling

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    HeHeHeHe...that's cruel. I love it!!!
     
  16. HealerLeona

    HealerLeona Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sighs heavily

    Don't want it to be over!!!
    This story was so much fun. I can't wait for new ones.
     
  17. Kitster aka Boba Fett

    Kitster aka Boba Fett Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Are there any artists in here who can draw really good ships? If you can, e-mail me at ssjbardock@yahoo.com and I will give you the descriptions of the ships I want.

    thanx

    [This message has been edited by Kitster aka Boba Fett (edited 06-09-2000).]
     
  18. Saeed

    Saeed Jedi Youngling star 3

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    ...artists seem to be in great demand these days...!

    You might be interested in referring to the 'comic book artists' thread...

    Saeed TTC
     
  19. Darth Cerberus

    Darth Cerberus Jedi Master star 3

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