Islam The Islamic BBQ Cookbook

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  1. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    Please share your favorite recipes for Islamic BBQing.
  2. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum

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    Only, Halal, thanks. Want to make sure my updated recipes are legit.
  3. timmoishere Jedi Grand Master

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    Slather them with pork juice first. But you have to do that while they are still alive. That way they can go straight to hell as soon as they're dead!

    Edit, I forgot to cite my source.

    Source: New York Post, article dated 6-24-2013.
    Last edited by timmoishere, Apr 1, 2014
  4. Violent Violet Menace JCC moderator

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    Doesn't Jesus evict you from Christianity if you do that? You're effectively buying into THEIR belief that pork sends you to hell, and you'll thereby be worshiping the wrong god.


    Jesus won't like that one bit.
    Last edited by Violent Violet Menace, Apr 1, 2014
  5. DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner

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    Found a chef for this Islamic BBQ: