Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor - April Fools 2014' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Apr 1, 2014.
Please share your favorite recipes for Islamic BBQing.
Only, Halal, thanks. Want to make sure my updated recipes are legit.
Slather them with pork juice first. But you have to do that while they are still alive. That way they can go straight to hell as soon as they're dead!
Edit, I forgot to cite my source.
Source: New York Post, article dated 6-24-2013.
Doesn't Jesus evict you from Christianity if you do that? You're effectively buying into THEIR belief that pork sends you to hell, and you'll thereby be worshiping the wrong god.
Jesus won't like that one bit.
Found a chef for this Islamic BBQ: