Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Aug 29, 2013.
My brain hurts...
One of crossbeams gone out askew on't treddle
Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
This thread has become too British.
Where's the ambiguity? It's over there. In a box.
Well, of course, threads aren't all fun. Right. Stop that! It's all very well to laugh at threads, but, when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself, and without the ability to defend one's own viewpoint against other perhaps more aggressive ideologies, then reasonableness and moderation could, quite simply, disappear. That is why we'll always need a forum, and may God strike me down were it to be otherwise.
Trousers prove the nonexistence of God. Or let's just say, if there is a God, then the Scottish are the Chosen People.
"What, the curtains?"
IT WILL HAVE TO COME OUT! NURSE! NUUUUURRRRSSSE! NUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRSE!
Get the machine that goes "ping"
Don't stand there gawking! Like you never seen the hand of God before!
Well what on Earth does that mean?
Well I don't know! Mr Wentworth told me to come and say there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... No. Amongst our weapons... hm. Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surp-- I'll come in again.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Gotta love classic Saturday Night Live.
What are you, nuts?
These quotes are all plainly from In Living Color.
I know you Brits think us Americans don't get your humor. But I've always been a big fan of Benny Hill. So this thread is right up my alley.