The JC Hogwarts House Cup - Version 15 - WINNER ANNOUNCED!

I'm not as patient.


Nicky! Where's our points??

 

Anxious for colors?

 

What Miana said: points, plz.

 

SRSLY.


<s>And bragging rights</s>.

 

Please miss, can we have points?

 

Surely there's some spell in the HP universe for ... err ... retrieving points.

 

Nope. Patience, grasshopper.

 

Points!

 

Crucio?

 

Nope, then we just have a very angry Game runner. And then nobody gets points, and you get tossed to the Giant Squid.

 

lol! As a representative of Slytherin, I had to put that option out there...ya know, for consideration.

 

I can always bip her when/if I see her in a few weeks...

 

Get you butt across the country and bip sooner!!

 

What? I'm going for sure, it all depends on if she's actually coming down to see me.

 

What we can have are...

Ravenclaw insanity stats!

References to Hedwig: 3 (She birdsploded!)
References to dead Fred: 5 (I can't believe rocks really fell)
Cho: 12
Luna 31 (I wonder who Ravenclaw's favourite Ravenclaw is )
Neville! 17 (Gryffindorness is forgiven )
Neville/Luna 2 (Wow, that's low)
Nicky 5 (Really?)
Ignoredness/Ignorius 6
SW references: 10
Other boot: 2
Procrastination! 16
Mentions of insanity 13 (Not tasks that ARE insanity...)
Mi 6
Yubs 8
Tess 7
Canada 3
Uses of the crest 13
Monty Python references: 6 (Is that really ALL?)
Mentions of pants 1
Mentions of disappearers: 10
Number of disappearers 4
Crying cat plushies 1
References to the cell phone 8 (We love it now that we aren't stuck with it )
Rice Crispy treats 7 (And maybe someday we'll explain why)
Pancakes/pancaking 6 (Poltergeist pancaking!(
Adorkable 2
Gryffindor!Padma bitterness 8
NIcky's gonna murder us 5 (She hasn't yet)
Squid 5
Doctor Who references 10
Kittens! 3
Discworld references 23 (17 of these in the lolpotters )
Sandman references 3 (Is that really all?)
Magical girls 1
Hitchhiker's Guide references 1
Quantum 1
Colin Creevey 3 (Which is three more than he got when he was alive)
Marietta 5
Sloshed Stus 11 (Canon? What's that?)
Star Trek references 1
Brain eating 3 (Eye eating: 0. We're not unreasonable.)
Transformers 1
Superman 1
300 references 4 (Suspect I missed a few in the lolpotters)
PotO references 1
Gay Dumbledore! 4 (JKR DOES love us!)
Celestina 3 (Not counting her songs)
Leprachauns 2
Defenestration 3 (But not in the Challenge Fic!)
Wicked references 2
Firefly references 3 (Is that ALL?)
MAZE references 1 (It's a strange, strange anime)
Sodexho 1
References to tasks from game FOUR that haven't been mentioned since 1
Peeves 5
Peeves/Marietta 3
Pots and pans 4
Bitterness at people being left out of movie 3
Sorting Hat 2
Shoujo bubbles! 1
Founders 7
Legally Blonde references 2
Gilbert and SUllivan references 1
Babysitter's Club references 1
Bipping 1
References to Ravenclaw art 7
References to Mount A winning a football game 1 (It's funny because it WASN'T ME )
Flitwick 3
Helena 2
Penelope 1 (Did you know she's a Ravenclaw?)
Rent 2
Sweeney Todd 3
V for Vendetta 1
Uses of the word YOINK 2 (Is a good word )
Pretear 2
Tolkien 5
Laughter 3
Sims references 2

 

Someone has too much time on their hands... Just kidding.

 

I have to do it, it's TRADITION!

 

It always makes me want to join Ravenclaw Sounds like you guys have fun

 

We try. Part of it is a long-standing tradition of pure absurdity. I'm pretty sure JKR would cry if she saw what we did.

 

I think that should be a new stat, Yubs; how many times we could make JKR cry.

 

Oh god, my poor * key would DIE noting every time THAT one happened.

And come to the silly side. We have pancakes!

 

And waffles.

 

We need a pancake and waffles forum..

 

And those great breakfast sandwiches.


Um...Nicky? Everything okay?

 

I actually prefer french toast...