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A most to poop.

 

A poop that relieves the ache.

 

Finally.

 

Absolutely.

 

wrong line.

 

You seem so sure.

 

Hi Tom, how are your nits?

 

that's none of your business (i'm a bit touchy about my nits).

 

I read that as "I've been touching my nits".

You've been touching your nits, right?

 

that is entirely inappropriate.

 

Nit creme. Three tubes for a dollar.

 

Well, you upped the company again and it's not Christmas. You are inapproproate.

 

you can blame darthsticky for that. think of it as an early christmas.

 

Inapro-rate.

 

i am but a humble caveman.

 

I wonder if cavemen had policemen. Policecavemen.

 

Your blame is my fame.

 

Maybe policecavemen fought against Neanderthal squatters.

 

Squatterthalus.

 

Zanderegions!

 

My goat is an emmigrant from Zanderegions.

 

Taking the job of a local goat, no doubt.

 

Local goats refuse to work for the going wage.

 

Goatsploitation.

 

Goatseploitation?

 

That is exactly the wrong problem.