The JC.NGL Cool Game Idea Thread

bib: that "good idea" thread is amazing
bib: how'd I miss that!?
OnlyOneCanoli42: I have no idea what you're talking about.
bib: per usual
bib: http://boards.theforce.net/Games:_Board_and_Videogames/b10005/12122986/p2
OnlyOneCanoli42: damn man, that last page is intense
bib: ok, well the last page isn't so great
OnlyOneCanoli42: nah but they're ripping this kid's game idea apart. it's great.
bib: Ok, I thought you were joking. I stopping reading once it got back on topic
bib: Night is on vacation... its a long weekend...
bib: where's the canuck?
OnlyOneCanoli42: yeah, i hardly remember that thread. good times, apparently.
OnlyOneCanoli42: no idea. haven't seen him in a couple weeks
bib: I must have been gone
OnlyOneCanoli42: dude, you posted in that thread
OnlyOneCanoli42: as floating home
bib: I'm not floating home...
OnlyOneCanoli42: huh?
bib: I'm not floating home.
bib: wait, am I?!
OnlyOneCanoli42: YES
bib: oh my god I'm having sock identity crisies
OnlyOneCanoli42: you dummy


We should make a Jedi Bib simulation game. (Keeping this glorious thread on topic.)

And Bibby just realized that sock had 111 posts before jp realized it.

 

Like I said, it's amazing.
http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=7025834&start=12398753
Memories....
JP's a feisty one in that thread. I wish I had caused more trouble back then, but if I had, I doubt I'd be here now.

 

The first page and a half of this thread is AMAZING. Not only does it have teh drama, it has Conne starting trouble, me trolling, AA posting half-baked things about god knows what, Dan giving socialogical term papers about the behavior of the games forum and Krayt, our long lost brother in arms, making us all look bad. Glorious thread.

 

Why did I just post to replies saying virtually the same thing? I don't really remember doing the first one. Jesus christ, I'm losing my mind.

 

Yeah, that was AMAZING. What's even amazinger is that we are all now best friends.

//group hug

 

I wasn't of... uhh... "sound mind" when I wrote all that.

 

We never expect you to be.

 

Oh was that *you* Bib? Hehehehe, brave man you were, attempting to take on JP.


I miss Terra. I wish he would come back. He was awesome.

 

Was that me too?

 

We need more green-on-green on page 1.

 

Your time is over here, JP. You are exhiled to your garden for all of eternity.

 

OK. See you later. It was nice knowing you all.

 

It's like the Athenians. Once they get sick of a leader they exhiled him until his hot latina wife axed him in the tub. Or something like that.

 

Someone should make good rated X games. Not that stupid hentai crap. One that's fun to play and gets you off at the same time

 

And not BMX XXX.

 

Yeah, seriously. Seems like an untapped market to me. I'd shell out $50+ bucks for an XXX game that had good gameplay.

 

Just as long as it came with a free brown paper bag, eh?

 

No, as long as it had multiplayer so I could play with you

 

[face_amorous]

You're only saying that to get on my good side...

It's working.

 

Actually, there are some interesting developments in cybersex & VR stimulating bodysuits.

http://cse.stanford.edu/class/cs201/projects-00-01/pornography/technology.htm

Vivid Entertainment, a leading player in the adult industry, has developed a full body "cybersex suit" with 36 sensation-delivering sensors. The sensors are able to deliver five different sensations - tickle, pinprick, vibration, hot, and cold. Through a combination of these sensations, Vivid believes that their suit can reasonably approximate a variety of sexual sensations.

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1175/is_n1_v29/ai_17955294

's an average week night. Behind closed doors in his office, a young executive dons a lightweight spandex suit, straps on a pair of goggles and gloves, and sits back. With the push of a button, Cindy Crawford, or perhaps Naomi Campbell, attends to his every sexual whim.
Welcome to the world of teledildonics, one of the most revolutionary and sophisticated forms of sexual recreation the world has ever seen. A high-tech blend of virtual reality (VR) and real-life caresses, teledildonics promises to be more than the ultimate sexual experience, delivered electronically. It aims to change the world, or at least the way we look at it

"Teledildonics", now there's a word I need to slip into conversation more often.

 

Wow. Who needs ah...people anymore?

Lol, that's so weird.

I can see prono games being a HUGE market, cosnidering how many gamers I know who er...like teh boobies as well.

 

Nah, Teledildonics doesn't interest me (I used it in a sentence!)

Rather a rich RPG like KoTR or Baldur's gate, where you have the option of getting freaky.

Does anyone agree with me on the basic concept that the genre has totally been ignored? If I were a game developer, I would be all over it like Connemara on Jedi Bib

 

"Teledildonics." Now there's a cool idea.

But only so long as we could could resurrect the JCNGL for multiplayer matches. Oh, and I call Bib's ass first.

 

JCNGL's been ressurected for years Sithy, where ya been?

But I'll pass on any game where I hafta get freaky with you boys.