JCC The JCC Watches Movies! (this Friday night... STREET FIGHTER: THE MOVIE!)

So tonight we are going to be watching another classic in shameless ineptitude.

HAWKEYE!!!

An MCU spinoff starring the Avenger with the bow? Ha! Kevin Feige wishes he could produce something like this masterpiece!



Hawkeye's partner is killed when a Las Vegas drug investigation goes bad. He is then teamed with Charles, a smooth talking officer who clashes with his Texas cowboy ways. Together they hit the dingier backstreets of the city to find the murderers, even if they have to bend the rules.

This buddy movie is also known as Karate Cops in some markets so you know what to expect! Bad acting, boom mics, cringeworthy dialogue, laughable action, and the world's wo-- actually a surprisingly effective dude trying to ape Eddie Murphy's schtick!


Be here!

 

So this is what Rush Hour is based on?

 

Pretty much!

 

20 minutes to go!

 

I prefer the spinoff Trapper John.

 

This was one of the most violently racist and homophobic cop movies we've seen... and we've seen Traxx.

 

That's why they call him Hawkeye.

 

So I reread this thread to see if there were any pending requests, and I found one from jp-30 and Rylo Ken about two years ago. Better late than never!

SATURN 3, starring Kirk Douglas and Farrah Fawcett!!!



In the distant future, single man and woman scientific team living on one of Saturn's moons to grow food for the starving Earth, have their isolation shattered when a deranged killer, masquerading as a visiting technology expert, arrives at their lonely outpost to take over their work and build a lethal creation: a super-intelligent 8-foot robot which later takes a murderous mind of its own.

Be here next week!

 

Looks like what would happen if a Dalek and Cyberman mated.

 

I WANT TO DO THIS!

I'll try to convince The Bigger Fish to watch The Little Fish for a couple hours so I can watch with you all. Because I miss this!

 

We got a date tonight!

 

One hour, at the very least!

 

I'll join when I can.

 

is it still the link from the opening post or has it changed?

 

Same!

 

thank you

 

IT'S MOVIE TIME!

 

Thanks for the movie. Sorry I drifted off to sleep there at the end. I blue dreamed of showering with Kirk Douglas all night long.

 

I don't think that next week's movie needs any introduction. I found a terrible bootleg with all kind of artifacts to fool the copyright owners, but I found it. Let's hope it's still up come Friday.






Waaaaaaugh!

 

I never thought that I'd say without any kind of shame: "Good news: I accidentally found Howard the Duck while looking for Suburban Commando!"

 

Saw that on my first date. It didn't work out.

 

And how was your date?