JCC The JCC Watches Movies! (this Friday night... STREET FIGHTER: THE MOVIE!)

We doing this?

... I can't figure out a catfish related variant on we doing this.

 

Finally!

 

Anyone else having trouble logging in to Synchtube?

 

ya

 

I had to clear my cache to circumvent a weird security hangup, they might have an issue.

 

That didn't work for me

 

Cytube seems to be working: https://cytu.be/r/JCCWatchesMovies

 

All aboard the Cytubes!

 

Holy **** that ending.

 

Such a good movie.

 

Have you guys done Fateful Findings yet? There's this Norwegian film magazine that has a section on the last page dedicated to cult and schlock movies. I read the review for this movie, and thought I just had to share some of the hilarious excerpts from it. I'm gonna have to translate on the fly from the print version here, but here goes:

Tagline: "A paranormal thriller where a computer hacker exposes worldwide secrets" This is literally the tagline on the box. Already, we can tell we're dealing with top quality here.

Neil Breen has been making movies for 12 years now. Movies that can largely be described as personal visions. He does everything himself; he produces, writes, directs, designs sets, you name it. His movies are financed through Breen's income as an architect and realtor in Las Vegas. He makes sure to give himself the lead role in all of his movies; consistently as the coolest man on planet earth. Rugged, virile, super smart heroes that all women find irresistible and all men admire to no end - usually genius computer hackers with supernatural powers and, of course, a keen interest for philanthropy. Breen also makes sure to bless his audience with lots of nude scenes, giving us ample opportunity to enjoy his adonic physique. In case you're wondering: Neil Breen is a man in his late fifties who slightly resembles the late Garry Shandling. He is, to quote one of the user reviews on Amazon, the personification of a middle aged man proudly prancing around the beach in a Speedo.

Breen's magnum opus, and the work of genius he would most like to be remembered by, is Fateful Findings. A supernatural thriller made for the price of a used fridge, where he plays the lead character Dylan. A bestselling novelist, ***** magnet and genius hacker with a whole suite of supernatural powers.
(...)
Dylan suddenly finds himself having become the best hacker in the world, so awesome that he can uncover "the most secret government and corporate secrets" , amazingly without even turning on the screen on his computer.
(...)
I would hardly want to ruin the ending for you, so suffice it to say that Dylan holds a press conference in front of (a still image of) Capitol Hill, where he exposes the corrupt secrets of the government with such ferocity that all businessmen and politicians instantly commit suicide to public fanfare.
(...)
Fateful Findings is often held up in infamy as "the worst movie of all time", which is probably a contributing reason to it receiving a theatrical run in the US, where it was a hit among the same crowd that loves watching The Room. This movie is not as consistently funny, but about a million times crazier than anything Tommy Wiseau could have come up with.

Sure enough, I found it on YouTube too.

 

Oh man, that wasn't up the last time we watched Breen.

 

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

It's been a month!

I bet you people have been watching good movies in the meantime. Disgusting!

Fear not because next week we'll behold the arrival of... THE THREE FANTASTIC SUPERMEN!



FBI agent Brad joins Tony and Nick, the self styled Supermen who battle crime wearing bullet-proof super-suits. They are on a case involving radioactive counterfeit money and people who can be broken down into precious jewels.

Wooooow. It sounds as good as Thor: Ragnarok!

See you there!

 

Hell yes.

 

I have a baby first aid class on Sunday. Is there ANY way we can do this earlier?

 

Today?

 

Could somebody repost the Synchtube URL? I'm not on my home computer, so I don't have the bookmark.

 

It's on the OP, in case you need it again: https://synchtu.be/r/JCCWatchesMovies

And yes, today! In two hours!

 

https://synchtu.be/r/JCCWatchesMovies

Alternate is https://cytu.be/r/JCCWatchesMovies should the need arise.

Edit: Ninja'd, presumably by some sort of Fantastic Superman.

 

All aboard!!!

 

Guess who's back from his vacation!

Me.

And to celebrate my return (actually because a star war suggested to watch this), let's watch a movie by one of our guiding lights: the Jesus Christ of anarchocapitalism, the Ayn Rand of UFO conspiracy theory, the Steven Spielberg of "am I being detained, sir?!"

Yes, the one and only...

Neil Breen

It's time for us to suffer through FATEFUL FINDINGS!



A small boy discovers a mystical power as a child. He is then separated from his childhood girlfriend. He grows up to be a computer scientist who is hacking into the most secret national and international secrets, as well as being an acclaimed novel writer. His childhood 'finding' gives him amazing paranormal powers. He is reunited with the childhood girlfriend, mystically, on his hospital deathbed... as his relationship with his current drug addict girlfriend is deteriorating. The passions build between the threesome. Mystical, psychiatric and worldly forces rise to prevent him from revealing the hacked secrets. He attempts to reveal all in a Washington DC large press conference, with 'fateful' and dangerous consequences.

This is a big one. You have to be there!

 

What time?

 

hello when is movie

 

Whenever you people want.