The Jedi Council Movie Script

Up.

 

UP.

 

Rogue and Merkurian meet in the town square of Music Forum.

Rogue: Well, I found nothing to fix my hyperdrive.

Merkurian: Same here.

A thumping sound rings out. The two draw their weapons and run toward it. They enter a building and find SueAsideRide tied up.

Rogue: It's the real Sue, the one the troll replaced on the Eu-xector.

Merkurian: This means we've got to get out of here. The trolls are not only aware of this place but they are using it as a base perhaps.

Rogue: If I try to fly out of here I'll be a sitting duck going through space with no hyperdrive. And if we're ambushed, there will be no way for me to escape. Merkurian, you've got to go back to EUDF hq, get help and come back for me.

Merkurian: I can't leave you here alone. If the trolls come back . . .

Rogue: There are plenty of places to hide. I'll make out.

Sue: (through gag) Hello! Feel like untying me?

Rogue: Oops.

 

Up
Post later I will, hmm hmm hm hm hm!

 

UP!!!

 

///up, uhhh, maybe monday or something///

 

There are more "up" posts on this thread than there are regular story posts.


Go ahead, count 'em. I dare you.


SHARKY

 

Up.

Now there's one more.

 

Should I start my own story, or continue the one that is going?

 

AA walks in, ready to strike.

 

ewing, continuity is the key here.
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"You just can't mess with a man's salad"

"Word up."


{emphasis on "up"}


SHARKY

 

( On the Eclipse-class Command Ship Gotterdamerung [ evil enough for you? ] )
( Hangar bay )
Clone Stormtrooper Commander: Check out every part of the ship. If you find anything, report it immediately.
Scan Crew 1: Yes, sir.
( Stormtroopers spread out )
( Guys enter Queen of Tara, slight clanging heard )
Voice From Ship: Hey down there. Could you give us a hand with this?
( Stormtrooper nods to other, they enter ship )
( Blaster shots heard )
( Control room )
Control Officer: THX-1138, why aren't you at your post?
Control Officer 2: Because he's the rebellious one who's trying to become more than a number and a drone.
( See stormtrooper approach black R2 droid, puts a restraining bolt on it, takes it )
( Other stormtrooper puts restraining bolt on protocol droid )
Control Officer: Shut up. THX-1138, why aren't you at your post?
( Goes to window, sees stormtrooper emerge, stormtrooper taps bucket helmet )
Control Officer: Take over. We've got a bad transmitter. I'll see what I can do.
( Goes to open door, is met by stormtrooper wielding lightsaber, who deflects blaster shots from guards, cuts them all down. )
( Master Omaj-Kadub removes helmet, as Eaglejedi approaches, also removes helmet )
Kadub: Now, we've got to find out where the lock beam is being generated from.
Eaglejedi: Hey, Artoo unit, plug in. You should be able to interpret the entire Imperial network. You, protocol droid, translate for us. We want to find where the tractor beam is that's holding our freighter.
C4PO: He's found the power coupling, sir. He'll make it appear on the viewscreen. ( Seconds later ) The tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor in seven locations. A power loss at this location will allow your ship to leave.
Eaglejedi: I just had a thought. Search the database for the name "Wormie-Two."
( Bleeping )
C4PO: She's been temporarily banned to Cell Block Cee-Gee-Fifty-Seven. The commanders are apparently considering banning her permanently.
Omaj-Kadub: Oh no!
Eaglejedi: We've got to do something!
Meanwhile, back at the Starbucks UBB Base...
Grand Admiral Thran: This is getting too wierd. No one has heard anything from Eaglejedi and Master Omaj-Kadub. Their ship hasn't been seen anywhere.
Hunter of Winds: Well, we have received a message from Commander Antilles. They've contacted the E-U Defense Force, who apparently were tricked into sending some of their forces into a dangerous situation.
Grand Admiral Thran: Eventually I think we're going to have to go in there and blast the troll fleet, if they'll come out and fight.
( Fade to next scene )
[ Suggest location for final battle as Communications Forum? ]

 

//Liz congas in

Oops, a little confuzzled. Wrong thread

//Liz congas out

 

*****NOTICE*****
I am open to be used in any story that you'd like to place me in. Reason: I'm bored. So, for the right amount of money, I'll go in any story. Even if you only want to have me killed (on which I must be consulted) I'll join.
*****NOTICE*****


Oh, and, Up!


SHARKY

 

*shakes head*

Sharky, sharky, sharky. You gotta do it right. Like this...

*clears throat*


UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See?

 

Can you guys see this little face guy?


SHARKY

 

Try leaving a space in front of it

ex.

 

D'oh!

Why didn't I think of that!?



On second thought, don't answer that.




SHARKY

 

Well is anyone going to continue the story? It seems to be coming in drips and draps...

 

PK was sick, and I might do one Mon.

 

Hmmm, that would make it... ummmm... hmmmmm... today?





or





UP!!!!!!!





Whichever one you prefer.

 

*meanwhile...

In a peaceful land far away from the conflict, an old lady is sitting on her porch, knitting a sweater, when a police car drives up to her house. An officer gets out.*

Officer: Is this the residence of a Mrs. Jedi Council Movie Script?

Old Lady: Why yes, that's me. How may I help you, officer?

Officer: Ma'am, I regret to inform you that your son, The Jedi Council Movie Script, has been killed.

Old Lady: Dear heavens, no! Not my baby! It CAN'T be!!! He was healthy as an ox just a few days ago! What happened?

Officer: We're not quite sure yet, but we think he was run down by a group of people in a gang. Very nasty people, they are. Call themselves "posters" and use code names like Ewan-Kenobi and jadesaber2. We're looking into this tragedy already. If there's anything we can do to help...

Old Lady: Just find the hooligans that killed my poor baby and make sure they never see daylight again! Oh, my poor, poor son! What did you do to deserve this?

*Old lady goes inside, crying and shaking her head*

 

( Secret Scene on ship or something )
( Holographic communications between Darth Khamul and Darth Lugburz )
Lugburz: The time is come. The EU Defense Force is split up. Attack the Starbucks first, and then you may declare yourself openly and crush the insignificant opposition forces.
Khamul: What of the reports of the missing Jedi?
Lugburz: This is my new apprentice, Lord Shad-dowhunter. He will deal with the missing Jedi, by his own methods.
Khamul: And the Community Sith Council?
Lugburz: One of our own is in control there now. You will not find it hard to divide and conquer them.
( The Starbucks UBB Base )
Control Officer: Hunter, miss, we have a fleet of Troll Destroyers coming out of Hyperspace in Sector Fourty-Five.
Hunter: Get GAT in here.
( Grand Admiral Thran comes in )
Thran: I have just heard about the Troll attack. How many ships?
Control Officer: Ten Star Destroyers, and a Battlecruiser.
Thran: That's a lot of ships. I'd risk a pitched battle, but I think it would be wiser if my forces held off the enemy while you evacuate the base.
Hunter: All right. You heard the man. Let's do it!
Thran: Right. Lieutenant Grog, get my shuttle ready.
( See Scourge of Endor, four Imperator-class Star Destroyers engage ten troll Star Destroyers, and a battlecruiser )
( Scourge of Endor launches TIEs at enemy destroyers )
Hunter: We are beginning the evacuation now. Where are we going?
Thran: I've no idea. I suggest we join up with the EU Defense Force
( See shuttles, transports leave, more leave, finally the Starbucks fleet goes into hyperspace )
[ Sorry if quality is down. Had to hurry ]

 

UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!