The Jedi's DOJO

(uma coisa q tens q ter em conta é q as outras personagens sao controladas por outras pessoas q nao tu, pois n são as tuas personagens, tendo isso em conta os teus posts sobre personagens q n sao controladas por ti devem ser limitados, não exagerando no dominio sobre as mesmas, e deixando espaço bastante para q a pessoa q realmente controla essas personagens possa responder ou agir. A mesma coisa se aplica ao respeito para com as outras pessoas/personagens. Tu ao "cuspires na cara" passaste claramente esse limite, isso é algo q nem se diz a brincar a ninguem, pois é extremamente ofensivo (n vês ninguem no irc a "cuspir na cara uns aos outros"). Por ultimo, os limites "invisiveis" n se referem apenas a controle sobre outras personagens e respeito para com outras personagens, mas sim tb a outras coisas, por exemplo, o poder da tua propria personagem. No fundo, tu ao ultrapassares qq um desses limites "invisiveis" obrigas a q eu/outros os tenha q passar tb para poder "defender" o meu/seu lado do plot/historia.)

* A pedra na qual WhiteHorse parecia se ter transformado começa a rachar, acabando por explodir sai de lá dentro WhiteHorse, vivinho da Silva. *

* White Horse começa a arrumar o Dojo e a limpar a confusão criada pela ultima luta. *

* Ouve Volrath a resmungar do lado de fora do Dojo, mas não lhe liga nenhuma e continua a limpar o Dojo *

 

* White Horse está no descanso do seu Dojo *
* White Horse rests on his Dojo *

* White Horse sente um cheiro, e vê algo peludo e grande a entrar pelo Dojo a dentro *
* White Horse fells a smell, and sees something furry and big entering the Dojo *

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White:

 

*japanese civilians all arround scream in horror*

GOJIRAAAA!

 

Fat Bastard: Ie, nice place ya got iere. This could become my home.

White: What??

Fat Bastard: Oh, look! a horse guy! I don't see that from were i come from.. Come here! So that i can eat ya!

White: Whatt??
* white horse mantains distance from the strange creature *

Fat Bastard: Oh look a woman... pretty pretty..
* starts liking his hands and rubbing them on the chest *

Fat Bastard: I must look pretty also, i'm a sexy boy! Come here girl.. I'm gonna eat ya also!
* listens to the screams *

FatB: ..Gojira? what in the name of pumpking pie is that?
* looks around releasing an incredible smell *

 

*speaks to Fat Bastard*

"Hate to pop your bubble, but even Jabba is sexier than you."

 

FatB: (irish accent) hmmm... making your self hard to get hey? More enjoyable this is... Let me go to you then!

* FatBastard walks to Darkwoman *

* White Horse feels the ground vibrations with each step that FatB gives *

WhiteHorse: Be carefull DarkWoman, don't let him aproach you!

 

* DarkWoman becomes invisible at Fat Bastard's eyes *

 

* FatB stops *
FatB: ay, where she goes? nifty trick. You still in the same place?

* FatB walks again in the same direction he was going to check if darkwoman is still on the same place *

 

* DarkWoman has jumped, landed smoothly and quietly and is currently on a support for the ceiling very far away from Fat Bastard *

 

* FatB goes trough the place DarkW was and does not find her. *

FatB: Wanning to play ay?

* FatB picks up a termal scanner *

* FatB points the scanner to white *

FatB: If that one is the guy..

* FatB points the scanner around and detects darkwoman far away *

FatB: Got ya! Come to daddy! (* makes is pig laugh *)

* FatB walks to DarkWoman *

 

* WhiteHorse wanting to prepare the Dojo for his possible fight with ISD_Devastator, picks up Fat Bastard and puts him on the outside ship and sends him away *

Ewww.. I need a bath.

* goes to the sonic shower *

Computer, clean up the Dojo.

* several bots start cleaning the floor *

You can now move out of the ceiling DarkWoman. He's gone. * Says White Horse while he leaves the tatami *

 

*jumps in trough the roof window*
Kajaa! Wagaraaaaaaaa! Huuaaargh!


Where the frell did Whitey go?

Hm, meditate on this, I will.

 

This waiting is frustrating.
*destroys one of the cleaner-droids with Force Lightning*
*cackles*

Praise Ian McDiarmid

 

ISD, calm down!

Destroying the DOJO won't bring White over any soon, ya know? Why don't you practice with some training droids? In a non-destructive manner, of course... We have few of them, sadly, but you know how it is, galactic funds aren't enough for everything, and the ceeiling did have to be replaced...

Oh, sorry, rambling again... If you're going to be around, I supose you might as well get used to it, as it is a really bad habit of mine. I'm Anya, by the way. Would you care for anything to drink while you wait?

 

* White Horse gets out of the bathroom *
White: Hmmm.. That was refreshing.

* sees the broken droid and ISD waiting *
White: Ahh you arrived.

* force pushes the remains of the broken droid out of the tatami *
White: Getting frustrated are we, chicken?

* Sees Anya *
White: Ohh Hello Anya. Long time since you last visited the dojo. Care to relax a little while I fight? You can watch.

* turns to ISD *
White: So the chicken has a bit of rouster inside. Nice, nice. Let's check it out. Computer, activate shield reforcements in area Tatami 1.

* White Horse knees down, bows and raises up again *
White: Ok. I'm ready.

 

Sorry about the mess.
Nice to meet you, Anya. Always a pleasure to meet a new face. I'll take a Cuba Libré, when I've sliced Whitey in tiny bits.

*activates his lightsaber*
*salutes WhiteHorse in an old fashioned way*
We meet again...
*takes combat posture*
I'll make you eat chicken wings with feathers for that
WazagagaggagagaaaaaRGH!

(never done this before, BTW)

 

*screams loudly*
*strikes WhiteHorse with his lightsaber*

 

* Dodges the lightsaber to the side, and then again down *
* Activates his black saber at close range while getting back up, striking and cutting ISD's hand *

* ISD's lightsaber drops and deactivates *

* White Horse steps back giving space to ISD *

White: Do you see my superiority?

 

Just a flesh wound
*casts Force Lightning at WH*
Feel the Pain of Darkness, you insignificant shadow of a Sith!

 

*as WhiteHorse's left leg has burnt completely, ISD takes his lightsaber and re-ignites it*
Feel the pain. You can jump around with one leg, if you wish, but you'd better stay put.

 

White: I am shadow yes, but not from a sith and neither a Jedi. Shadow is both sides... and none of the sides at the same time.

White: Calling out for bigger powers already? You are that needed hummm? Not good enough with the saber i guess, he he.

White: And pain, is not something new to me. I live with it everyday. So you are not introducing me to anything.

* The clothes on the leg of WhiteHorse are still burned, but inside of them the leg burns seem to disappear *

White: Pain, doesn't kill me. Quite the contrary, in some cases it even gives me power burts. At the final analsys you are not doing so well.. I've cut out your good hand.. And you tried to burn my leg, wich is still funcional by the way. So, who do you think is winning?

* White Horse makes a diabolic smile, runs at ISD and disappears *

* A cut on ISD's clothes is made all the way down on his back without hitting the flesh *

* White Horse appears *

 

* White Horse decides to show what "mean" is *

* White Horse uses lightning on ISD between legs, rolls around, and cuts out ISD Reproductive organ. *

* White Horse eyes are red *
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My organs!
*Swings his lightsaber at WH's yes, but changes the angle of attack mid-air, cutting all fingers of WH's left hand*

 

* left fingers fall off *
White: Hmm.

* Looks at ISD *
* makes nothing *

 

You do nothing, eh?
*decapitates WH*