The Jedi's DOJO

*a large rumble is heard coming from the ceiling* Bombs away muhahahah.

*several debris colapse on Whitehorse*. Shut up punk! You sound has bad as a newly cutted fart!

 

quote: "* White Horse disappears and leaves the Dojo..." end of quote

no need to say more. (how can debris from the ceiling of the dojo fall on me, if i already left? magic? bad telled story? did the debri teleportate itself to over my head? how did the debri know were i was?)

Lets keep the story line on the rpg.

 

*Speaking through the force to the currently displaced WhiteHorse.

Hey i remember that song, gotta love Weird Al

*Zenith continues the fight with DarkWoman, unwavering in his motions.

 

(Já pra não dizer que eu estou atrás de ti, Syco, por isso não podes estar a atirar bombas a ninguem... )

 

*Omega suddenly appears out of thin air in the dojo*

*Omega clothes look a bit ragged, but except that he looks fine*

[face_smirk]

"tsk tsk tsk White, you have been watching too many episodes of Dragonball Z"

*Omega grabs out his reserve lightsaber and starts walking to the corner*

"I'll be meditating the next few hours, so don't disturb me"

*Omega starts meditating*

 

Ahh yes Dragonball Z, great show, but all the powers in DBZ theoretically could be used within the force as well. I mean they do work on a similar system except their force equivialnt would stem from the dark side. Most traditional sects of practioners of the force would see these abilities as born of pure anger and rage, the dark side manifested just as force lightning works. But that of course is my opinion, and thus is subject to scrutiny.

*still waits for DarkWoman to finish her attack

*suspends lightsabers in mid air by manipulating them within the force.

*sits down on the floor and pulls out a box like puzzle from a compartment on his belt.

I think i'll try and unlock another puzzle while i wait for her to continue her attack. You know this little box is thought to be born of the force itself.

*plays with the object while still maintaining full control over his floating lightsabers

It's very interesting, some stories have even traced this little item back to the dawn of our time, as being responsible for the creation of all that we know today.

Anyone have any thoughts on that?

 

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Alma Mavis Taraza kicked back, sat on the couch with a huge bucket of popcorn, and watched the fight on TV.
Blessed arth thou, cable tv.

 

* A Hologram of White Horse appears on the DOJO.

White: "This is White Horse, anyone receiving this message?"

* Blasts and Shots are hearded from the transmition.

White: "I repeat, anyone receiving?"

 

*sees white being ignored (on TV)*
SLAVE!!!!! WHERE'S MY PHONE????
*a tall handsome man wearing nothing but a thong, a dog collar and a smile enters the TV room with a cell phone on a silver plater*
good boy
*calls white on the phone*
hello, white? what happen? someone set you up the bomb?

 

"Interesting point Jedi_Zenith, but I higly doubt there is a thing called Super Jedi or Super Jedi 3. Although it does sounds very interesting"

*stops meditating, looks at White's hologram*

*muttering something, continues meditating*

 

Im going to meditate my padawans
*starts to meditate*
*but *
zzzZZZZZzzzz

 

* The hologram continues.

White Horse: I'm calling from Endor, the Ewok village is under attack. Many Many troops from the Empire. I request assistance.

* (transmition fails a little)

White Horse: I repeat Endor's Ewok Village under attack. I don't know the total dimension of the attack to this planet, but things are ugly here. I need assistance..

(big blast - transmition ends)

 

As the transmition ends, it takes Anya a few seconds to grasp it all.

But, but... Wasn't White here just a while ago? How did he get to endor? Who is attacking it? Is White... No, maybe it was a trick, maybe.... But she knew it wasn't. She couldn't sense White anywhere near them, which wouldn't hapen unless he was blocking them...

"How are WE going to Endor?" Someone popped, finally.

 

*a huge ship lands near the dojo's entrance*
* Alma steps down from it, with an ear-to-ear grin
hey guys! the imperials are burning the ewoks! lets go see the show
and CHEER!
YAY!
maybe they'll hit the gungan parts of naboo next!
lets go lets go lets go!
*hops and points to the ship*

 

*wakes up with all the noise*
Im meditating, im meditating!!!
Wh--
Where is everybody!
Are they afraid? Do i snore?

 

*pokes her head through one of the ship's windows*
com'on, were all waiting for you!
* WildSyco finally gets on the ship*
welcome to the FOA (Fleet Of Alma) Quim-Era!
next stop, ENDOR!
*orders the crew to set a course to Endor*
engage.
(i always wanted to say that! )

 

Saindo do hiper espaço, White Horse detecta que não existem transmissões algumas vindas do seu Dojo. Após aterrizar algures nas vizinhanças do Dojo, White prossegue para o Dojo fazendo o resto do caminho a pé.

White chega ao Dojo e vê o local já com alguma terra e algo abandonado... White contempla por breves momentos o cenário e resolve entrar... ao entrar, observa que alguma da fauna selvagem instalada se instalou dentro do Dojo.

White interroga-se o que terá acontecido, mas ao mesmo tempo pensa "tenho trabalho para fazer, mta coisa que arrumar e mtas limpezas para fazer".

White mete mãos à obra e começa por juntar o lixo maior...

 

(houve um erro ao fazer o ultimo post. sorry for the double posting.)

 

(triple post... sorry.)

 

não vais fazer mal aos animaizinhos, pois não?

 

* Vários dias depois eis que o Dojo já se encontra completamente limpo, no entanto ainda falta tratar de um buraco no tecto... White Horse resolve subir ao telhado e para seu espanto encontra uma forma humanoide já mto chamuscada e tb com relva e musgo a crescer, deitada no sitio onde uns meses antes Nin se encontrava. *

 

* no chão do Dojo abresse um boraco e dele saiem Volrath e as suas galinhas de borracha*

Finalmente, o Dojo, primeira parte do vong boards domanation plan está concluido, galinhas avançar, preparar para fase 2.

* As galinhas roubam os lightsabers a Whitehorse e amarram-no com cordas de Mithril *

Agora só resta disfarsar-me de Whitehorse e dar a todos que cá entrem chocolate com mind control divices.

 

(olha lá, eu tava no telhado! isso encaixou um bocado mal com o meu post anterior.)

hmmmm...
* looks at ropes *
* starts changing shape, letting the ropes loose. *
* gets out of roopes and pulls the 2 lightsabers to him *
* activates both lightsabers *

No one, and I mean, no one. Takes domination of the Dojo.

* white pushes a button and the DOJO's doors start to seal them selfs, unabling any escape. *

* Several laser cannons inside the Dojo start destroying the chickens *

 

Whitehorse, eu quero lutar contigo sem armas, sem poderes da força e sem armas na parede sem seres que ajudem, apenas mãos, pés e garras, o que achas?

* Volrath põe-se em posição de combate *

Preparado ou não aqui vou eu!

 

Isto vai ser girooooo
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