The Joneses Line By Line ***Now quoting The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull***

Henry: What did we talk about?

 

Indiana: We didn't talk. We never talked.

 

Henry: And do I detect a rebuke?

 

Indiana: A regret. It was just the two of us. It was a lonely way to grow up. If you'd been an ordinary father like the other guys' dads, you would have understood that.

 

Henry: Actually, I was a wonderful father.

 

Indiana: When?

 

Henry: Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your ears? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self-reliance.

 

Indiana: What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for 500 years in another country. And I learned it so well, we've hardly spoken in twenty years.

 

Henry: You left just when you were becoming interesting.

 

Indiana: Dad, how can...?

 

Henry: Very well. I'm here now. What do you want to talk about? Hmmm?

 

Indiana: Dad, I....I can't think of anything.

 

Henry: Then what are you complaining about? Look, we have work to do. When we get to Alexandretta we will face three challenges. "First, the breath of God. Only the penitent man will pass. Second, the Word of God, only in the footsteps of God will he proceed. Third, the Path of God, only in the leap from the lion's head will he prove his worth."

 

Indiana: What does that mean?

 

Henry: I don't know. We'll find out!

 

Indiana: They're turning around. They're taking us back to Germany...well, I thought it would take them longer to figure out the radio was dead...come on, move, Dad, move!

 

Henry: I didn't know you could fly a plane.

 

Indiana: Fly, yes! Land, no! Dad! Dad! You're gonna have to use the machine gun! Get it ready! Eleven o'clock! Dad, eleven o'clock!

 

Henry: What happens at eleven o'clock?

 

Indiana: Twelve, eleven, ten! Eleven o'clock! Fire! Dad! Dad, are we hit?

 

Henry: More or less. Son, I'm sorry...they got us.

 

Indiana: Hang on, Dad. We're going in!

 

Henry: Nice landing.

 

Indiana: Thanks.

 

Henry: Those people are trying to kill us!

Poor naive dad.