Beyond - Legends The Kae Kwaad Album - 4/17 - *New* Ship & Alema rock you with their version of My Sharona

Tahi: Imagine the horror,
She can see her own behind!

Superb!



- The Imperial Ewok

 

Ohh did not see this before! This is wickedly awesome!!!

 

The second I saw the name "Palpatine" I knew I had to read it right away.

 

Whew! Busy weekend and it looks like the week will be even worse!!!

Yoda
Heh heh. Thanks. Glad you liked the wordplay. It's a lot of fun coming up with these, I have to admit.

Thrawn
LOL Believe me, it would be torture. I still laugh at a line of Eddie's in Absolutely Fabulous, where she tells Patsy how she was in a fitting room in a dress shop, turned around to the mirror and thought for one horrible moment she was sharing the cubicle with a Sumo wrestler, until the even more terrible truth dawned that she was alone.

Elfsheen
Great to see you. And thanks for liking the parodies.

Whitey
Mwahaha - well Palpy is becoming a favourite of mine.

 

I must say, I like this. BTW, since you're YV's really good, I'm inviting you to join me here and index your story.

 

Mwahaha - well Palpy is becoming a favourite of mine.

Goooooooood...

 

SilSolo
Hi there. Thanks - glad you like the Yuuzhan Vong rap. Your site looks great. Do you want me to PM you with the link to the rap? I have a YV love letter written by Vua Rapuung to Mezhan Kwaad too if you'd like the link.

Whitey
Tee hee. Palpy was superb in RotS.

 

An up for Palpy.

 

This up is for people who love to laugh. Like me.

 

Thanks for that my friend. I must get going on some more of these.

 

Okay - rush of blood to the head, and nothing to do with Coldplay. This next one came out of nowhere, although we DID discover our Bloodhound Gang tape again recently after thinking it was lost.

This one is set way back before the NJO when the Solo kids WERE kids. It's based on that scene where the twins tried to adapt a droid to be their servant - and they got Anakin to try and fix it. I can't remember if the scene was in the Yevetha trilogy or the Corellian trilogy - can anyone help me out there?

Anyway, here it is, based on the Bloodhound Gang's song: "Fire, Water, Burn." I do have a copy of the original words, but for obvious reasons, can't post it here. LOL Would probably get my mouth washed out with soap.

***********

Meltdown
sung by Li'l 'Kin

Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
If our mother finds out we'll be dead, dead,
Or sent up to bed.

Hello, my name is Anakin and that's my sister Jaina,
And that melty thing she's holding is an exploded droid restrainer,
And, in case you didn't guess, the one who's waving his arms and pacin'
Round the room and shouting, "Blaster bolts!" is my older brother Jacen,
Which is Jacen's way of saying that he knows we're in deep poodoo,
And we're stuck with Threepio when the one we need is Artoo Detoo.
I can hear a noise like footsteps that sound kind of like a Wookiee's,
So I guess that means we can kiss goodbye to our treat of chocolate cookiees, coz

Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Darn there goes the carpet all the way to the door.
We are dead for sure.

All we wanted was to make a droid who'd clean up all our mess,
So I guess you'd have to say that it's a work still in progress,
And as long as we can hide him before mum and dad come looking,
I can tell them Jacen's pet fire dragon tried to do some cooking.
And they usually believe me coz they think I'm kind of cute,
And though the Force is strong it sure don't stop me fooling Uncle Luke.
But I'll prob'ly get it this time coz no matter how good my manners
I can't hide the fact I've melted Dad's best set of hydrospanners.

Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
We're gonna need some water or we'll have to blow!
Uh-oh! Where'd they go?

Hey where are you, bro'?
Ohh Ohh,
Threepio's in a flap,
Ohh, Ohh,
Aww, this isn't fair!
Ohh, Ohh,
Why should I take the rap?
Ohh, Ohh,
It wasn't my idea!
Ohh, Ohh,
Somebody find a tap!
Ohh, Ohh,
Bother and blow!
Ohh, Ohh,
I'm going for a nap,
Ohh, Ohh,

Uhhhh - hi Mum!

 

LOL....

 

:ies of laughter... literally::

::Voice is heard from the beyond::

Tahi... sweet mother of a coconut monkey you are AMAZING. I swear I can't stop laughing. I'm sitting here almost choking to death on my snacks because I read this. You're incredible. Bloodhound Gang? I never believed it possible. Though, to be sure, the song was kind of asking for it with its Han Solo/Wookiee line....



EDIT: It's the Corellian Trilogy.

 

And we're stuck with Threepio when the one we need is Artoo Detoo.

That was great!

 

Tahi: that was great fun!

[More thoughts later - any chance of the original lyrics by PM? ]

- The Imperial Ewok

 

Vongchild
Hee hee

TheCrazyRodian 
:ies of laughter... literally::

::Voice is heard from the beyond::
LOL You're a hoot.

Bloodhound Gang? I never believed it possible. Though, to be sure, the song was kind of asking for it with its Han Solo/Wookiee line....
Funnily enough - it was that line that made me think Star Wars. I've been pondering the possibilities for a while - originally I was going to have Nom Anor singing about the maw luur being on fire, but then last week, the Anakin idea popped into my head.

I'd started writing it - and then my grandaughter got sick and had to be in hospital so I forgot about it. But then yesterday when she got the all clear I was so relieved and happy - and I got a sudden urge to write something crazy, So this is a kind of celebration blowing out all the stress.

EDIT: It's the Corellian Trilogy.
Aha - thanks.

FelsGoddess 
Thanks, goddess.

Thrawn McEwok 
Tahi: that was great fun!
Thanks. As I said above - this is an "I'm relieved and in a crazy mood" kind of thing.

any chance of the original lyrics by PM?
Of course - no problemmo.

 

Meltdown
sung by Li'l 'Kin



And, in case you didn't guess, the one who's waving his arms and pacin'
Round the room and shouting, "Blaster bolts!" is my older brother Jacen,



And as long as we can hide him before mum and dad come looking,
I can tell them Jacen's pet fire dragon tried to do some cooking.
And they usually believe me coz they think I'm kind of cute,
And though the Force is strong it sure don't stop me fooling Uncle Luke.




That was great, Tahi So funny! I love the way you manage to tell such neat little stories in these things, and Li'l 'Kin was hilarious

Fantastic as always

 

Hee hee. Li'l 'Kin was a bit naughty. I remember - and I think it was just after this droid scene in the Corellian trilogy - Luke was a bit unsure as to whether Anakin was being upfront with him. LOL

Glad you had a giggle.

 

Tahi, that was hysterically funny! You have the most eclectic tastes... you constantly amaze me!
I always thought it was telling that Luke could have the wool so compeletly pulled over his eyes by his 7 year old nephew.

 

Yep - I always had a giggle at the way Luke couldn't believe Anakin might be having him on. Probably the only one who couldn't be kidded was Corran. LOL

Hee hee - ah yes, the music tastes amongst my kids are many and varied, so I get to hear just about every style imaginable. We have fun with these kind of raps - making up silly versions of our own. I suspect we might be deranged, but ah well, it's a happy kind of deranged.

 

Upsy for Li'l 'Kin.

My wonderful artist friend drew a pic for me and here it is. Isn't it just smokin'?

 

Oh wow, that's hilarious! Perfect cover art!

 

I'll tell her you liked it CrazyRodian.

And here's one she has done for the Palpatine filk. It's very Queenly. LOL

 

Very nice!

 

Glad you like it, goddess. Freddy Palpatine - LOL