The Krankies and the Rule of Two

Always two there are, one master, one apprentice, according to Yoda.
Now let?s look at panto stars and subjects of depraved rumours Jeanette and Ian Krankie.

1. There are two of them.
2. ian is an adult, Jeanette/Jimmy is a schoolboy.. learner/apprentice
3. Jeanette wears a male outfit - deception is the way of the Dark Side
4. They are without doubt very scary

Anyone else think of disturbing Scots who conform to the Sith rule - Fran and Anna obviously

 

in the words of yir average Spoiler board geek...
SITH WITCHES !!!

 

You rang? Mr Dank of yon Donk


Mr Daithi Bhoy...is the "bhoy" part in conjuction with your footy preference, m'lad?

If so, I may have to instruct you in the way of the Gers

 

aaghhhhhh

SITH HUN !!!!!

:: runs off to fetch Partick Thistle bonnet, with "Fudge the Old Firm" on it ::

 

Sith Witch, you may well have detected a vergence in the Force centred around the Jedi Temple in the east end of Glasgow

DD seems to have hit the nail on the head, although he does have a preference for the Doo Handler o Maryhill

 

Aha Daithi you have figured out what DDs other job is...ie...Doo Handler...