The lamest assignment in the Rebel Alliance

Whoever cleans Chewies shower drain.

 

Being a bodyguard for Princess Leia in ANH,it really is a dead end job and if the job doesnt kill you the Stormtroopers will,either with a blaster or by turning you over to Lord Vader for a game of Twenty questions.

Also the guy who works on the Mon Calamari ships,the fishy smell must drive you crazy.

 

Last time i went to starbucks, i read the description on the side of the cup... it was saying how starbucks workers go to coffee academy, or something like that, in order to learn how to brew good coffee. You know: identify cup. grasp handle. place cup under coffee machine nozzle...

So i think the guy who scans the barcodes of passing ships on yavin should consider himself lucky.

EDIT: Just in case there's any coffee academy graduates here, i thought it would probably be honourable to describe what im doing with my life...

I'm a film student. but some time after graduation i want to go to japan to teach english.

 

Getting rid of the footsteps made in the Hoth base's snow so that Imperials won't see them.

PATHETIC!

 

The guy at the ending of ANH who came over to fix r2d2.

C3P0: Sir you must repair him!!! If any of my circuits or gears will help I would gladly donate them!
AstroRepairer: We'll get to work on him right away. *whispering to himself* ...Don't get your panties in a bunch you stupid annoying droid. *mumbles on and on*

Man I'd hate to have annoying droids like C3P0 come over and start jabbering to me about how much they love their astro droids.

 

I just thought up a job on the same level of lameness as the Yavin guard.... Too-Onebee's nurse droid.

Just think about it...all the day you have to do what Too-Onebee tells you, and all you get to see are grown men in diapers floating in bacta.

 

UP!!!!!!

 

You're all wrong. It's the guys who had to dig the tunnels through the snow in the Hoth Base with shovels.

Talk about a bad time for a cave in.

 

Chewbacca's personal trainer.

 

Lamest job huh? I would have to say the guy who fits the yavin 4 gaurds with those ugly hats....

 

Crix Madine's personal hairdresser. Oh no, that's the guy who's lamest at his job.

 

My God, but that's an awful haircut. I've always thought so, even back in '83.

 

I think poor Salacious Crumb had the lamest job even though he wasn't in the RA. All he did was sit there and watch Jabba's tail move all day and occasionally laugh.

He responded to the job ad that said:

Wanted, good sidekick to big fat Hutt. Must be able to watch Hutt tail all day. Prefer someone small and ratty and who doesn't mind being at the business end of a Hutt. Applicants send resume to Bib Fortuna.

 

the lamest job would definately be the person who looks like giligin on giligin's island who just stands in the yavin control room in ANH and looks nervous and ocasionally makes little dots on the pexiglass control board

 

How about the guy whose last words were: " Imperial troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have entered the base! "

I can just see his boss:
" Ok, you have to stay here and make sure everyone knows that Imperial Troops have entered the base when they do, even though everyone else is running for their lives. Once you announce that they have entered the base, you can run too, but it will probably be too late. Sound good? "

HC

 

Good ideas all, but we've forgotten something...

Who shovels out the tauntaun stables? There's lame for you.

 

LOL whoever said Luke's wingman.



-Posing next to one of the cardboard cutouts in the medal ceremony after the Battle of Yavin.


-Base Selection Committee: Spending your life looking for no-name planets devoid of any culture.

-Droid Repair Shop: Maintaining Threepio, 21B's nurse, etc.

 

janitor

 

Picking up Tauntaun crap sounds like a really lame assignment.

 

- Palpatine's bathroom attendant and personal bather:
"Come, boy! See for yourself."
"Wipe it off! All of it!"

- Porkin's tailor

- Kenobi's designated "pilot"

Edit: added more corny lines

 

FX-7...medicial droid.
Wow, he touched the bacta tank. ZZZZZZZZZZ

(Wait for the FX-7 Defense threat to begin...)

 

The guy who plugs R2 into the Yavin computer. The way he presses the buttons is hilarious; it's careful, precise, and incredibly telegraphed. How much time did he spend practicing this? Plus the fact that the galaxy has droids for every possible purpose, but this guy's still stuck with connecting astromechs for a job. What officer did he talk back to to get this kind of duty?

 

I think the lamest job in the rebellion is the boot camp instutor. They have to teach young rebels how to resist the rebellion, but they can't be overtly mean or there'd be someone who lets the Empire know where the rebellion trains its recruits. So this would be a hard line to walk.

"Here, train these men for combat, but don't make them hate you or they may turn in the base." Is that why rebel soldiers are such bad shots?

 

That poor officer who got bitched at by Han Solo.
"Guy: Its possible he came through the south entrance."
"Han: Its Possible? Why Don't YOU go find out?!"
Man, he looked frightened

The men who have to go out and look for stupid meteors on Hoth.
Officer: Do you see anything now?
Scout: *walking along* Nope.
Officer: How about now?
Scout: *rolls his eyes* Nope.
Officer: How about now?
Scout: Nope. *suddenly a meteor knocks into him sending him flying into a cave of snow*
Officer: How about now?
Scout: *sighs* Yep.

 

Definately the designated limb collector.

I presume they have one considering how many fall off in the GFFA.