main
side
curve
  1. In Memory of LAJ_FETT: Please share your remembrances and condolences HERE

Census the lesser of two evils

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Dec 28, 2014.

?

what is the more irredeemably **** trilogy?

  1. the Hobbit trilogy

    40 vote(s)
    63.5%

  2. the Star Wars prequels

    23 vote(s)
    36.5%
Page 7 of 12
  1. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jan 28, 2014
    Going for popcorn. brb.
     
    slightly_unhinged, Dec 29, 2014
    #151
    Juliet316 , Ender Sai and anakinfansince1983 like this.
  2. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Apr 17, 2006
    Can't wait to see what SkywalkerBlunders does next!
     
    Lord Vivec, Dec 29, 2014
    #152
  3. FatBurt

    FatBurt Sex Scarecrow Vanquisher star 6

    Registered:
    Jul 21, 2003
    Box office intakes are not a measure of anything.



    The Transformers movies should attest to that!!
     
    FatBurt, Dec 29, 2014
    #153
  4. Skywalker8921

    Skywalker8921 Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 9, 2011
    All right, Ender. Indulge me. What exactly is so terrible about these Hobbit films?

    Give me specifics, not generalizations.

    Crybaby, shut up.
     
    Skywalker8921, Dec 29, 2014
    #154
  5. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Aug 16, 2002
    1. wtf

    2. Why would she have a condition as specific as "no love triangles"? Because of her role on Lost?
     
    Darth Guy, Dec 29, 2014
    #155
  6. Boba Nekhbet

    Boba Nekhbet Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 30, 2014
    Bingo.

     
    Boba Nekhbet, Dec 29, 2014
    #156
  7. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost star 6

    Registered:
    Sep 2, 2012
    Skywalker numbers believes that legalizing gay marriage will cause her cousins to start ****ing eachother, so you'll forgive me if I take her opinions with a mountain of salt.
     
    Adam of Nuchtern, Dec 29, 2014
    #157
    slightly_unhinged, harpua and anakinfansince1983 like this.
  8. Skywalker8921

    Skywalker8921 Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 9, 2011
    You wound me.
     
    Skywalker8921, Dec 29, 2014
    #158
  9. Skywalker8921

    Skywalker8921 Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 9, 2011
    Never mind. Namarie.
     
    Skywalker8921, Dec 29, 2014
    #159
  10. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Mar 4, 2011
    Cousins can already **** each other in North Carolina, but only in missionary position.

    It's a bit hilarious that this thread has come to resemble a lot of the defensiveness in movie forums. 'You're not allowed to say you don't like this movie. I have box office figures. The fact that people paid for a movie means it is objectively good and your opinion is wrong if you don't like it.'

    Or SkywalkerNumbers just wants to fight with Ender over any topic.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Dec 29, 2014
    #160
    Adam of Nuchtern likes this.
  11. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jul 13, 2008
    FTFY.
     
    Ramza, Dec 29, 2014
    #161
    Jedi Merkurian and anakinfansince1983 like this.
  12. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 3, 2002
    All that is missing now is a Godwin.
     
    VadersLaMent, Dec 29, 2014
    #162
  13. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jul 13, 2008
    Yeah, well, you know who else noted a lack of comparisons to Hitler? Hitler.
     
    Ramza, Dec 29, 2014
    #163
    harpua, Jedi Merkurian , Ender Sai and 2 others like this.
  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001

    It's true though; if you enjoyed the third film you have to be a bit stupid. It's science; I don't make it up.
     
    Ender Sai, Dec 29, 2014
    #164
    slightly_unhinged likes this.
  15. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Apr 17, 2006
    lol
     
    Lord Vivec, Dec 29, 2014
    #165
  16. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2005
    1. lol
    2. Do they give a reason for only allowing missionary? Is that the lord's position, or something?
     
    Harpua, Dec 29, 2014
    #166
  17. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Mar 4, 2011
    Yes. Got to keep the woman submissive. All other positions are sinful.

    I'll see if I can dig up the info on the law, it's hilarious.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Dec 29, 2014
    #167
  18. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Aug 16, 2002
    To be fair, missionary is pretty great.

    The Hobbit movies are not.
     
    Darth Guy, Dec 29, 2014
    #168
  19. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2005
    So... cousin ****ing is cool, but if the woman climbs on top, it's a sin?


    lol.... yeah, gimme an excerpt of this law... cliff notes though, please... pain meds = short attention span.
     
    Harpua, Dec 29, 2014
    #169
  20. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Apr 17, 2006
    [​IMG]
     
    Lord Vivec, Dec 29, 2014
    #170
    Juliet316 and JoinTheSchwarz like this.
  21. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Mar 4, 2011
    Here's the best Cliff Notes summary I could find of our bass-ackwardness in this area. (Warning: NSFW)

    How Jaysus and inbreeding dictate the law books here

    Now here is what I want to know: in the BOTFA love triangle, are Tauriel and Legolas first cousins, and are they having sex in the missionary position? And do they ever have sex in a churchyard?
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Dec 29, 2014
    #171
  22. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 3, 2002
    Is hobbit style legal?
     
    VadersLaMent, Dec 29, 2014
    #172
    anakinfansince1983 likes this.
  23. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001

    I feel like first page there's a point or two there.
     
    Ender Sai, Dec 29, 2014
    #173
    anakinfansince1983 likes this.
  24. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jul 13, 2008
    No way, not with how much the feet end up involved.
     
    Ramza, Dec 29, 2014
    #174
    Darth Guy, VadersLaMent, harpua and 3 others like this.
  25. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 3, 2002
    I thought to myself, "This will end up with feet because nerds know."

    And it did. [:D]
     
    VadersLaMent, Dec 29, 2014
    #175
Page 7 of 12